September 14, 2007

77th night - Friday

9:00am (PST) - Both Dick and Daniele are still sleeping - Daniele in Amber's old bed and Dick in his bedroom.

11:00am (PST) - Both of them are still sleeping, as there is nothing planned for today.

12:50pm (PST) - Dick gets up, goes outside, and finds the drink he misplaced last night.

1:25pm (PST) - Dick is vacuuming his bedroom and Danielle is sitting on the couch in the backyard.

2:00pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are in the backyard talking about their Myspace accounts and how many friends requests they will have when they get back. Dick thinks it’s weird that they’ll have “fans” when they get out of the house.

3:00pm (PST) - Dick is in the hot tub, while Daniele takes a nap.

3:15pm (PST) - Dick folds some laundry, says a few things about Jen (nothing we all haven't heard before), and goes to the Kitchen to eat some leftovers from last night. When he's done, he goes outside to have a cigarette and expels a generous amount of gas.

4:00pm (PST) - Daniele gets up, goes outside to sit in the tea cup and goes for a spin. Dick comes back outside and Daniele gets called to the Diary Room. Big Brother tells Dick to put his microphone, so he goes back to his bedroom to get it.

4:20pm (PST) - Daniele comes out of the Diary Room and joins Dick outside and they talk about Jen. Daniele complains that by waking up on their own this morning, they didn't get any music. They wonder what's going on in the Jury House. They think Amber probably cried on The Early Show and House Calls. They talk about which former Houseguests they can't wait to see when the show is over. Daniele says she doesn't think she will keep in contact with many of "these people," and Dick agrees, "Me, too." Dick continues, "A lot of them are going to hate me after they see my Diary Rooms." Daniele mentions, "I can see Zach stalking me after the show."

4:30pm (PST) - They talked about who they think is America's Favorite. Daniele gets called to the Diary Room again, Dick stays outside. He tells a bug, "Get the fuck out of here!" Daniele comes back out of the Diary Room and the scene frequently cuts out because she talks about the questions from the Diary Room, "One was about how I'm going to sell you out..." They wonder if Zach cried after he was evicted. Daniele wonders what time the Jury questions are going to be tomorrow. They talk about what they will be asked and how this year Big Brother didn't add anything new. Dick talks to the bugs again.

5:00pm (PST) - Dick gets irritated that Daniele isn't impressed that he's friends with the lead singer of Suicidal Tendencies. He goes inside and comes back out, saying, "I'm saving this other candy bar for you. Do you want it?" and Daniele whines, "Noooo." Dick responds, "Fine. I'm gonna eat it," and sits down again, while Daniele goes inside and upstairs to lay on the couch, outside the HOH room, to pout.

After a little while, Daniele goes to search through her bags. Dick is still on the patio and says, "I think we've spent too much time together. I think we need some time apart - Not two years, but at least two days."

Daniele goes to the Workout Room and gets on the treadmill. Dick goes into the Food Storage Room and laughs, "That's so cool. She'll be very happy." He calls for her, but doesn't know she's in the Workout Room. He takes out the trash and complains about the ants.

5:30pm (PST) - Dick takes the package he got in the Food Storage Room to Daniele. He says, "White hair powder and Twix," and Daniele responds, "Thanks, Big Brother." Dick wants to try a Twix bar, but Daniele tells him, "Just one. It has to last five days."

6:00pm (PST) - Dick goes outside to paint his nails, while Daniele stays inside sitting at the Breakfast Bar. The camera is zooming in and out on the nail polish. He's remarkably good at painting his nails - no mess! Dick swears at the bugs again.

6:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are chatting, while Dick chops vegetables. They talk about Jen, then Mike. They think when Mike paints a house, he does it with his shirt off. They see him as a housepainter like on "Desperate Housewives." They discuss what they will do when they get out of the house and Dick says something about Daniele going to Minnesota when she gets out and she gets all bent out of shape. Dick says, "I'm going to try to get out of my lease so I can go to Dublin, even though the weather isn't that good in the fall." They talk about going to New York to visit Eric and catch a Jets and Yankees game. Dick speculates on whether or not Vincent can take a few days off from his new job to join them. Daniele looks forward to going back to her job on one hand, but on the other, she doesn't want to have to deal with annoying people after spending the summer with those kind of people. Dick says if he were to see Jen anywhere, he would totally ignore her and pretend he doesn't even know her. They talk about how much Jen likes to drink and they can't believe that anyone would let her be a nanny to their kids with the amount that she drinks. They talk about Kail and how she couldn't see Jen for who she really was. They say Jen was only sleeping in the HOH room with Kail to kiss her butt. Daniele says Jameka loved the Nomination Ceremony where she [Daniele] put Kail up.

8:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele discuss the live feeds and how much they cost. Dick thinks maybe $5 a month. They talk about how when they get out it will take a while to get through all the information - They'll want to take a break, but at the same time, they'll want to know everything that happened. They discuss how long it will take to watch all the shows. They're interested in Julie Chen's commentary on the rival situation. Daniele comments, "It will be so nice to go to the bathroom without cameras." She mentions the first thing she did on the plane to New York was look for the camera, "It was weird that there weren't cameras everywhere."

8:20pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele talk about how they've been asked to change into specific outfits to record something. Daniele comments, "How cheesy is that episode gonna be?" She talks about the little bedroom and the scene cuts. They talk about Jen - Dick thinks she'll be very surprised about how she's perceived, "She has her own skewed perception." They finish up dinner and Daniele reminisces about Jen coming out of the Diary Room crying, after she evicted Mike. Daniele imitates her movements with her hair, "That was weird. Why would she care? She didn't care about anyone but herself." Dick adds, "She was a freak. She thought she was such a good actress." Daniele complains, "I'm not gonna do my make-up or anything! This is retarded. Suddenly different hair, different make-up!" She pretends to be Big Brother, "Um, can you two go in the bathroom and reminsce about Joe throwing the poop?" Daniele goes to the bathroom to do her make-up and when she's done, she goes outside where Dick is and says to Big Brother, "We're ready! Let's get this over with," then to Dick, "Go put on that shirt, so we can get this over with." Dick asks if they're ready for them and Daniele says, "Probably." He says, "Okay. Give me two seconds," then finishes his cigarette, and goes inside. Daniele follows him in and sits at the Dining Room table to wait for Dick to finish changing. When he's done, Daniele goes into the Diary Room to tell them, "We're freaking ready." [cut]

9:00pm (PST) - Feeds come back and Dick comments that the one thing he misses about having more people in the house is that he likes cooking, but he'd rather have other people to clean up. Daniele says, "It's pretty sad that that's the one thing you miss."

9:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele continue to clean up after dinner. Daniele tells the viewers, "Showtime, if you're watching, DON'T!" She suggests that the viewers go on-line and get a date, or get a life, or get some sleep, or both. Dick says, "Your grandmother is watching on Showtime," and Daniele replies, "I bet she isn't. I think she cancelled after the second week after Jen exposed herself and Zach streaked.. She called them up and said she wasn't paying for that kind of filth." Dick asks, "Even with us on?" and Daniele answers, "You know what she's like..." Dick says, "Yeah, maybe."

9:45pm (PST) - Daniele goes to take a nap. Big Brother gives them a collection of family games - Chinese Checkers, Parcheesi, Texas Hold 'em Poker Cards, Checkers, Chess, and Backgammon. Dick unwraps the games, but he has no one to play with.

10:00pm (PST) - Dick keeps rolling the die at the Dining Room table, informing the viewers of what he's getting. Daniele is still in bed.

10:20pm (PST) - Dick runs out of commentary for Season Seven and gives a rundown of Season Five, "Drew and Cowboy at the end... Lame... Cowboy up for All-Stars... Give me a fucking break... Lame." Dick can't remember all the cast members of Season Six, "I couldn't remember those people, except for Janelle.. Kaysar, nice guy, horrible player.. Howie, big fat tool.. All-Stars I really liked.. Is this season better than All-Stars? I don't know.. There was backstabbing there, but there was backstabbing here.. Had to be done.. Had to do it.. Chose to do it.. The backstabbing was a smart move and I was on the receiving end of it, too. Zach backstabbed us.. And a lot of backdooring this season... I wasn't put up as a replacement nominee... It's different living it, than watching it... What a fucking summer... I'm tired... I have a right to be... The pawn always goes home. If you ever play the game, don't be the pawn."

10:30pm (PST) - Dick says to himself, "Look what they would've missed if I wasn't cast.. Nobody has played this game like me before.. Good luck, if you try.. Final Two with my daughter.. How badass is that? Un-fucking-believable! Wow!.. My feet are so fucking swollen." He moans and groans a lot every time he moves or bends, "God, I'm so sore.. So tired." He goes to the hot tub to soak.

10:50pm (PST) - Dick says, "One thing I know for sure.. It will be a Danato." He tells Vincent, if he's watching, "I miss you so much.. I'll see you on Tuesday."

10:55pm (PST) - Daniele is still asleep. Dick is reminiscing about the days when the hot tub was full of people and Jen was popping out of her bathing suit, "What a skank. Rock on, motherfuckers. Rock on, Jameka." He continues to complain about the pain in his legs, "My legs... Oooo, my legs... Tomorrow.. Questions from the Jury.. Most people in the Final Two would be stressing. I couldn't give a shit. Daniele could give a shit. Who fucking cares."

11:00pm (PST) - Dick says again, "The pawn always goes home. If you ever play the game, don't be the pawn," and gives a recap of all the pawns that went home this season.

11:40pm (PST) - Dick finishes his soak in the hot tub and goes to his bedroom, "Showtime already saw my ass today. Fuck off." He says it will be nice to change clothes and be able to walk around naked. He goes back outside to smoke and repeats a lot of the same stuff he's been talking about for weeks. He talks about other Houseguests, his aches and pains, and has self-congratulatory oratories.

1:00am (PST) - Dick is sleeping in his bedroom and Daniele is sleeping in Amber's old bed.

1:55am (PST) - Dick is still sleeping. Daniele is sitting at the Dining Room table reading the instructions for one of the games and eating grapes.

2:40am (PST) - Daniele goes to the bathroom, while Dick is still sleeping. She yawns and goes back to bed.

4:15am (PST) - Dick wakes up, goes to the Kitchen, sits at the Breakfast Bar, and plays cards. Daniele is awake in bed, playing with her hair.

4:30am (PST) - Dick goes outside and says, "It's chilly," and goes back inside to get his jacket. He goes back outside, saying, "Ooo, don't know how long I'll be out here."

4:45am (PST) - Daniele gets up and, on her way to the Kitchen, scares Dick. He's cooking bacon and eggs and asks Daniele if she wants some. She answers, "Yeah."

5:15am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting at the Breakfast Bar eating. Dick says, "We haven't talked about it before, but with everything that went down this summer, I think for your grandfather it will be one of the proudest moments of his life." When they finish, they both clean up. Dick washes dishes and Daniele gets a bowl of ice cream. Dick asks, "Ice cream?" and Daniele responds, "Yep," takes a bite and lets out a long "Mmmmmmm."

5:30am (PST) - Daniele reminisces, "Remember how Dustin use to get all mad about vacuuming?" They talk about how he would get really angry if anyone else did the vacuuming. Dick says they [Dustin and himself] would alternate weeks. They bash other Houseguests that either didn't clean or would do a half-assed job, like Kail, Jessica, and Eric. They continue to clean - Dick dries the dishes and Daniele is cleaning bacon splatter off the window, stove, and counter. Dick says, "This is something I thought I'd never see. Cleaning the house at 5am with my daughter." Daniele interupts, "It's 5:30am." Daniele talks about how Eric would clean the windows with 409. Dick thinks Jen was is an idiot because when she would help clean, she would do the bowls by color. They continue to bash the other Houseguests on their cleaning habits.

5:40pm (PST) - Daniele says, "Eric isn't a good looking guy. Period. He looks like a 12-year-old kid," and Dick adds, "He had the worst mannerisms." They talk about how the other Houseguests referred to him as "CEP" - "Crazy-Eyed Person," and how Jameka coined the phrase. They talk about how Zach turned into a weirdo the last week because he was stalking Jameka. They discuss how different people in the house would "change personalities" during the game. Daniele mentions that Amber had come to her and Nick and told them they should quit hanging out together. Amber had also said, "I never give wrong advice." They both laugh. Dick asks, "What's worse? Amber giving advice or Nick taking it?" They laugh hysterically. Dick says, "Amber needs some serious help. She's on a ton of meds for depression. Dustin used to give her crap about being on so many meds. Dick says that Jen should get her tubes tied and he thinks she will be fired, "There's no way I would leave my kids with her." They talk about Kail and her response of "Need to know basis" during the POV Competition. Dick says he can't wait to tell Kail that he was a finalist for Season Five and Six.

6:00am (PST) - They look at all the games and Dick tells Daniele that he loves Chinese Checkers. He says her great grandmother loved the game, too. He says he ate a Chinese Checker marble one time and pooped it out, then she [Daniele's great grandmother] saved it. They laugh. Dick tries to get her to play a game with him, but she doesn't seem interested, "I don't wanna learn."

Daniele goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Dick goes outside to smoke, cough, and spit. He says, "Fucker. Zach went home with nothing just like I said, motherfucker... What a fucking summer, man." When he's done smoking, he goes back in the house to the bathroom, where Daniele is still working on her eyebrows. He mumbles something, then goes to sit at the Breakfast Bar and play Solitaire.

6:30am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are hanging around the Kitchen. Daniele plays with the keys on the Memory Wall. She hangs her key in the POV slot and jokes around, saying, "That’s where it belongs." Dick comments, "I got more HOH’s than anyone." Daniele wants to know if Big Brother can "wake those people [the Jury] up in Mexico, so we can get these questions over with." Daniele laughs and says she heard someone burp behind the wall. Daniele asks Big Brother, “Can I get a fruit platter?” and Dick offers to cut her some fruit. Daniele whines, "Nooooooooo. I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to Big Brother." Dick responds, "You have so much attitude today." They have another whiny exchange about the playing cards. Daniele says, "I'm gonna quit bugging you," and she goes to bed.

Dick goes outside for a cigarette and talks to himself about Daniele’s attitude and how her future husband is gonna have his hands full. He says, "She always leaves. She always quits. She never talks anything out."

7:00am (PST) - Dick says he needs to go to bed, but goes back inside to play Solitaire. He keeps commenting on how loud the rats in the walls are being and keeps telling them, "Shush." [They can be heard over the feeds.]

7:15am (PST) - Dick tells the viewers, “Goodnight,” and goes to bed. [The noise in the walls is so loud, it's hard to imagine someone could sleep through it.]

8:10 am (PST) - Dick gets up and goes outside for a cigarette. [The 2nd Annual LA Run/Walk is occurring very near the Big Brother backyard. The announcer on the loudspeaker can be heard on the feeds.] Dick comments on the event, “I am the City Councilwoman of this district that helped set up this run/walk 2nd Annual Fuckin' jerk me off.. Fuck you." Dick goes back inside and says, "You think I would be interested to hear someone else's voice, but an LA City Councilwoman?"

8:20am (PST) - Dick goes back to bed. Daniele is still sleeping.

9:00am (PST) - Dick gets up again and changes into a pair of jeans. He goes outside and can hear music from the Run/Walk playing over the backyard walls. He comments, “This is the music I have to hear?” [cut] Dick sits quietly on the patio couch and smokes.

9:40am (PST) - Dick goes back to bed, wearing his blue jeans. Daniele is still sleeping. [There are constant very loud sounds behind the walls, like things being dragged across the floor, drills running, and doors slamming. They are extremely loud.]

10:40am (PST) - Both Dick and Daniele still sleeping.

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