26th night - Wednesday

(night before 3rd Live Eviction)

9pm (PST) - Amber and Dustin are doing dishes and Amber is bitching about Dick. Dustin says, "You need to let it go and get your head in the game." She continues to bitch about Dick and how he's been acting (he was bitching earlier 'cause "everyone is sleeping in his room and eating his food," but this is not why she's mad - she is mad about something that happened at dinner).

Daniele, Jameka, and Jessica are talking about other houseguests in the bedroom (with the tall beds). Daniele is assuring them that she is not in an alliance with Nick. She says she enjoys spending time with him, but she doesn't tell him everything. She talks a little about how annoying (and hard) this game is for her with Dick and Nick in the house. Daniele tells them that she is scared because Zach lives only 45 minutes away from her and he knows where she works - she's afraid he'll show up there one day. They all are talking about Zach's (rude) sexual comments toward Jessica. (Earlier today a few houseguests were tanning outside and Zach said to Jessica, "Wouldn't this be a lot more fun with handcuffs?")

9:15pm (PST) - Zach just came in from working out (with Nick i think) and told Dustin that it was a great cardio workout. Jameka comes into the kitchen where they are and Jessica walks through to go into the bathroom. Zach says, "Look at those biggins!" and watches her walk through the room.

Nick, Jen, Eric, and Kail are in the hottub talking about how when he moved to Australia his girlfriend was still living in his apartment. Then she moved out and took his bed. Eric says something about Jen having three conversations with Dick this week from 3am to 6am and how no one has called her out on it. Eric says, "I can't believe no one has asked you about that." Jen says that one night alone all they talked about was her sex life. She said that when she didn't answer certain questions, Dick told her that it must be true and she would tell him, "No, it just means that I don't want to talk about it."

Zach goes back to the bathroom to "rinse off" and Jessica is in the shower. (I'm not sure what was said before this.) Zach says, "I just wanted to rinse off. I can wait for you to finish and then get in? Whatever makes you more comfortable." (Gasp! What a freak! This is beyond harrassment!)

Jessica comes out to the hottub (from shaving her legs) and they tell her about Jen talking to Dick in the middle of the night. Eric says, "Did you have sex with him or what?" Jen replies, "No. I did not have sexual relations with that man." Eric and Nick get out and go over to the pool for a dip.

Amber, Jameka, and Daniele are in the kitchen talking while Daniele makes cookies (she does this every single night that she can!). They are talking about their ringtones (ones that they have made that you can buy).

9:30pm (PST) - Over the loudspeaker, "Jameka please come to the diary room." Dick comes in from the patio and talks to Daniele and Amber in the kitchen. He is telling them that he needs help with his hair because he can't see the back of it. Amber and Dick talk about why she was upset with him earlier. (He said something about how he can't understand women with dogs that talk to their dog like, "Oh, my little baby." Amber was offended because, as she said, "I AM one of those girls!") Dick says, "Well, it's okay if we disagree. That's what makes the world a great place. I don't feel any different toward you and I hope you don't feel differently toward me. You know I love you." (They both seem to be happy with each other at the end of this conversation.)

Over the loudspeaker, "Daniele please come to the diary room." Jameka comes out of the diary room and sits with Amber; they start talking about what they're going to wear tomorrow. Zach comes in and starts boasting about how many women he can get when he's in a club and starts dancing (because he said he can "work the moves" and he was motioning like he was rubbing up on someone - gag!). Jameka says something about how he wouldn't make it in the clubs in DC. Zach says, "Oh I've partied there before. I had like a 170 person party going on." When Jameka asks what the name of the place was, he can't remember "but it might be 'Vision'."

Nick, Jen, Eric, Kail, and Jessica are all in the hottub making small talk as Amber and Jameka make their way to the hammock.

9:45pm (PST) - Amber and Jameka are talking about how gross, annoying, and boastful Zach is and how they are soo sick of him. Then Amber tells Jameka about a couple of fights she's had with Dick. Amber says that Dick said, "I've been the coolest HOH...." Amber makes a face like "yeah right." She says, "Jameka.... Jen was cooler than him." Then she makes a face like "can you believe it?" Amber is telling Jameka that Nick and Daniele had "another fight" earlier (probably why they are not together tonight?). Amber is now back on Dick. She says that Dick is constantly picking on her - wet willie's, throwing candy wrappers, kicking her foot, coming down the stairs, penis comments, etc. She said she can't stand it any more (Amber has been eating cookies for about a half an hour now - it was revealed later that she ate four big cookies).

10pm (PST) - Amber is still bitching to Jameka and Dustin comes over and listens for a minute. As he walks away, he says, "Have another cookie, fatass bitches!" Everyone laughs. Later, Jameka stops in the middle of her sentence and says, "Was that a fart?" She turns around and says to Dustin, "You're a fat..... farty..... Dustin!" Amber and Jameka continue their conversation and Jameka tells her, "You just can't be too open with people in this house."

Dick is now in the hottub with Kail and she is telling him that she had a ?modeling? job about a year ago because they were targeting 30 and older.

10:15pm (PST) - Dick and Kail are still in the hottub talking. Jameka and Amber are still on the hammock and Amber says, "I would only use the Veto on myself and you. ONLY! I told Dustin that. He knows how I feel about you." Then Amber says, "Wait." She takes off her microphone and covers it and talks for about a minute and puts it back on and says, "You know what I mean?" (Damn!)

Dick and Kail are still talking in the hottub and Dick is babbling on and on and on in a speech-like way. Kail is looking somewhat bored and nods occassionally (I think he's talking about Daniele).

Amber and Jameka are still talking and agree that their friendship is genuine and sincere because they do little things for each other. Like rubbing the others back when they are in a stressful situition, etc. They say they both feel the same way about each other, and they see God working through the other to help each other through this game - "almost like an angel." Jameka is giving a sermon now about the difference between Jews and Christians. (Her summary - Jews believe in the same God, but it is the God of the Old Testament, where they are still waiting for their messiah - Christians believe in the God of the New Testament, where Jesus is their sacrifice and their way to God.)

Eric and Jessica are taking a shower now, talking and laughing. Before commercial Eric says, "Haha, my foot is on your side!" and Jessica replies, "I dare you to put it back over here."

10:30pm (PST) - Daniele is talking to Amber and Jameka on the hammock and they were discussing sleeping arrangements and how Amber "needs a better bed." She interrupted herself to say, "Oh yeah, Kail's not leaving....."

Eric is walking around the bathroom with a towel around his waist, talking to Jessica who is still in the shower. She wrapped the towel around herself and opened the door and Eric says, "Put some clothes on! This is a children's show!"

Daniele, Amber and Jameka are still talking - Daniele says, "The first thing Kail said to everyone when she came into the house was that she was in the finals for Big Brother for the last three years. Then she (Kail) said, 'You know they don't get wall-flowers to come on this show,' and that's the role she's trying to play now!" They talk about how Kail must be pretty smart because when she was HOH at the Nomination Ceremony she puts Nick's key last to throw everyone off.

10:45pm (PST) - Daniele, Amber, and Jameka are talking about how gross Zach is. Daniele leaves and Jameka tells Amber that Nick doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom. She says, "He just does the rinse... psh.... psh... and then dries his hands." They both say, "Eww!" Then Amber says, "Dick doesn't wash his hands either." Jameka responds, "Yeah. Just the rinse thing." Dustin comes over and Amber tells them that Nick had told her that she (Amber) was the Mrs. Robinson's target the first week. She said,"Their original plan was to get rid of me because I'm a single mom and would get sympathy votes in the end, so they should get rid of me early." Jameka suddenly realizes the selfishness of this (she is literally shocked!). Dustin says he thinks that this is too vicious to be true. Amber insists that it is true. Dustin says that Kail is a "hard player." At some point, Jen and Zach started to walk over to the hammock and Amber pretty much said that they should come back later because they were having a private conversation. They continue to talk about Kail and within five minutes Eric comes over and Amber says, "We're having a conversation here!" Eric turns around and walks away and she says, "Oh, I was just kidding. Come here! Come on! It was a joke! Are you kidding me? Oh, grow up." Eric just kept on walking. The three of them continue to talk.

11pm (PST) - Eric and Jessica are talking on the patio and Jen comes over and she talks to Eric about how rude Amber just was. Jen said, "Oh, she just did that to you, too? I don't know. That's pretty stupid, if you ask me."

Amber, Jameka, and Dustin are still talking on the hammock about Kail. They think that there's something up with Kail because she has counted everything in the house. They all agree that she must be the other one in the house that has had plastic surgery and she hasn't opened up to anyone about it. They talk about Kail's flat stomach and how Kail's not into abs (which she has said quite a few times) and her stomach is way too flat to not be into abs. Amber says, "She totally got a tummy tuck."

Kail and Dick are talking in the HOH room. Dick asks, "Why should I bother campaigning for you to keep you in the house? You've been my target all week and I think you're going home tomorrow. I know that my opinion means shit but a lot of people have come up to me and said that they know I had a hard week with HOH this week and they thanked me for being open this week. Why should I do anything or mention anything to keep you in this house? I will always be your target....Why should I trust you?" Kail responds, "Why are you even asking me if you're so sure that I'm leaving tomorrow?" Dick talks about her being in the finals three years in a row, one year a semi-finals, and how bad she must want this and how she would do anything. She talks about how this is the calmest she's been for a while in the house and she knows that she will be fine if she stays and she will be fine if she goes home. Dick admits that he has a huge target on his head because he is so outspoken, but he also knows that people trust him because he has been the same person since he came into this house (LOL!). Kail says if she stays, she hopes she doesn't get HOH this week.Kail says for the last three days she has had "the most fun laughing and everything." She says that she just wants to stay and have fun and get to know people more. Dick says that this is not possible because of the competitions. They both agree that being HOH sucks and neither one of them want it - "The other houseguests can have it!" They discuss this for a while.

11:30pm (PST) - Amber and Dustin are still in the hammock and he is using sign language now, then Amber covers her microphone and talks to him (damn again!).

Eric, Zach, and Jessica are talking on the patio - over the loudspeaker, "Amber, please do not obstruct your microphone," and then, "Dustin, please do not obstruct your microphone." Eric is talking about the people he interviewed with and how no one is here. Jessica said, "Me either." (Two more times "Amber, please do not obstruct your microphone.")

Dick goes over to where Dustin and Amber are (still on the hammock) and asks Amber if she'll dye his hair when he's done smoking a cigarette. She says, "Yeah." Jen comes over and they talk about how farting during abs class will definately make the show tomorrow. Amber tells Jen that when she came over earlier and told her to go away it was because Zach was following her. Jen said she understood. Jen says, "I came over 'cause I can't stand the smoke and I've been sneezing a lot today. Probably because I'm going to start my period today or tomorrow." Dustin says, "Oh really?" Amber says, "How long does your period usually last?" Jen responds, "A couple days." Dustin says sarcastically, "Oh really? Let's talk about that." They all laugh and change the conversation.

Dick is telling Jessica, Eric, Kail, and Mike that Zach was asking for it the other night when they all took the towels. He said, "He gave everybody the idea when he said 'you guys better not take the towels.' He totally asked for it." Dick calls out, "Amber are you ready?" Amber comes over to the patio and hugs Eric and says, "You know I love you, right?"

Dick and Dustin are in the kitchen talking about the upcoming food competition. Dick says that he hopes it's a certain food for each day of the week - he just wants the whole house to be at the same level.

11:45pm (PST) - Dick tells Amber that everyone should go and apply to be on a show where you sleep for 18 hours a day (quite a few people have been in bed for a while). He said that he told Jessica earlier that she slept 18 hours today and Jessica responded, "No, I didn't...... well, 16." Amber and Dick go up to the HOH room to dye Dick's hair. He tells her that the tube of dye is empty because he put red dye in his shampoo and conditioner because everyone had been using it and that made them stop. He tells her that he really wanted to talk to her and talks about how they differ in opinion and they shouldn't take it personally. Over the loudspeaker, "Dustin, please go to the diary room." Amber asks Dick if he knew that she was the target of the Mrs. Robinson alliance the first week. He says no, and Amber tells him what she just found out. Dick tells Amber that Daniele has changed her mind about Nick. They both agree that Nick is "psycho" because he has fits of rage which are directed at people and objects inside and outside the house. Kail and Jameka come to the door and when Dick answers it, Kail says that they came to watch. Dick tells her that he's talking to Amber and they can't come in. When he comes back to the bathroom, Amber tells Dick that she is fake with Nick and that she likes him as a person but in this game NO WAY. She doesn't trust him at all. Then she comes around so that she's facing him and he says, "Oh, did you get that dye on your fingers?" and she said, "Yeah it's no big deal. It'll come off." Dick said, "Yeah, in like a week." Amber said, "I think it will come off with lemon juice. We have lemon juice, don't we?"..... CUT