Exercise class again tonight - Jen, Jameka, Amber, (Dustin is getting ready to leave), and Jessica are all finishing up.
Zach and Kail are sitting on the patio and Zach tells her that he is sooo bored and feels like he is wasting so much time right now. He tells her that it would be so nice to have some paper and a pencil and Kail replies, "Oh yeah. You can do a lot with that." They continue to watch the exercise class.
Dustin and Eric are cooking for Mike (because he was called into the Diary Room) and they are talking about Jen and how she hid a whole bunch of bananas and how inconsiderate that was. Dustin makes fun of how she would respond if you were to confront her about it. They both agree that it would be a waste of time to say anything to her - and that they should start hiding stuff too. Daniele comes in and they tell her and Daniele tells them that Jen did that to ripen the bananas faster - she was going to make banana bread.
Kail is now "instructing" Amber on how to do the exercise that they are working on (now mind you, Kail is in jeans and a t-shirt and she is NOT participating in the exercise - what a know-it-all!).
Jen comes into the kitchen and Eric confronts her about taking and hoarding the bananas. He asks her how many she took and responds, "seven" but she gave one to Mike and two were already taken. She says that she thought she asked everyone before she took them and he says, "Well I would appreciate it, if you are going to take and disperse the food for the house, please consult me before you do it." Jen says, "Okay," and he walks away.
While most houseguests are gathered in the kitchen, either eating or cooking, Dick is up in the HOH room listening to music. He's standing next to the bed, playing an air guitar and dancing, and listening to music with the headphones (and let me tell ya, he is jammin' out!). Every once in a while he rubs his face and is serious (like he's got some serious thoughts going on). After about 20 minutes, he gets up and walks around playing his air guitar then settles into a chair to read the letter from his mother again. He gets up and mumbles, "I wonder if we have any beer," then shouts, "Do we have any beer?" He checks the mirror and walks out the door to go down to the kitchen. As Dick comes across the kitchen, on his way to the refrigerator, Jen says something about someone being outside with someone else and Dustin said, "It wasn't me." Jen tells them that it was "definately a boy, maybe Eric" (she refers to the men in the house as boys). Dick laughs and pipes in, "Eric's not a boy. He's a man! Have you seen the size of his penis!" Then he says, "Eric's the most manly man in the house!" (The general conversation is something about them playing volleyball tonight.) Dick eats something that is on the dining room table (and ends up drinking a glass of chocolate milk - I guess there's no beer tonight). He then goes to the sink to rinse out his dish and glass, where Jessica is already doing this. She says to Dick, "Are they watching?" and Dick responded, "Yeah." So Jessica slides her microphone under the side of her sweater and whispers something to him (it was barely there!) and Dick mumbles something and walks away. Jessica immediately walks away and, as she is walking off, looks down and fixes her microphone.
Dick goes out to the patio to smoke a cigarette and says to himself, "This is not even as exciting as watching paint dry!" (He has a two-minute conversation with himself and then starts to sing - but with no sound - and play air guitar again.
10:00pm (PST) - Dick and Jessica are talking on the patio and Jessica is getting into the detail of her story when, over the loud speaker, "Houseguests, please check the storage room." They both jump up and yell, "Beer!" As Jessica is running over to the sliding glass door she says, "I don't even care what I was talking about. This is the highlight of my night!" (Jessica openly admits to being a beer lover.) Zach, Mike, Jessica, Nick, and Eric all run to the food storage room to get the beer and stock the refrigerator.
Zach, Mike, and Jessica start to play "Quarters" at the bar in the kitchen (and they are playing pretty "intensively').
Dick and Nick take their beers out to the patio and make small talk. Eventually they were talking about Zach and what an idiot he is. Then they were talking about how people in Zach's life are going to harass him over the streaking from the other night. Nick said, "Yeah, and today is Tuesday. They probably aired that tonight." Dick said, "Yeah, all one big inch of him!" They both laughed and Nick, "The angry inch!" (Sadly - for Zach - they are not joking.) Dustin comes out and Nick tells him about Zach. Then Dick tells them that he asked Jen earlier if she had a boob job and she didn't answer him. Dick said, "You know, if a girl doesn't have one she immediately says that they're real." Dustin and Nick agree. Then Dick says after that he told Jen that she's probably a lousy fuck and Jen admits that she's not that good in bed. Dustin and Nick both sort of said the same thing: "You got her to admit that?" and Dick replied, "Yeah. She just doesn't like sex that much. She's just not into sex." They make small talk for a while and then Zach comes out and asks them if they want to play Quarters with them - Dick is the only one that goes.
Dustin and Nick continue to talk about how spoiled Jen is (on Day 2 Jen admits to everyone that she can't do her toes, because she pays someone to do her nailpolish - it was also on Day 2 that she tells everyone that she can't do her hair and makeup either for the same reason - this was the same day BB posted the pictures and Jen cried about her picture). Dustin says, "Well at least she's admittedly spoiled and doesn't pretend." Nick responds, "Yeah, I guess." Daniele comes out and Dustin is talking about how he wants to "go for HOH this week." If he wins, he definately wants to backdoor Zach so that he wouldn't have a chance to win the POV. They all agree that Zach is not liked by anyone in the house. Nick, Dustin, Amber, and Daniele are talking about Zach and his weirdness with the women in the house. (He constantly dotes on Jessica and always asks if she'll get in bed with him, etc. - all I can say is..... Ewww!) The four of them start talking about how they feel about the other houseguests in the house (and they all seem to be pretty familiar with how they all feel about people). A little while later, Jen brings out some banana bread that she just made with the "hidden" bananas.
In the dining room, Eric has joined the Quarters game - now there is Mike, Zach, Jessica, Dick, and Eric playing.) Jameka and a few others hang around to watch them play and talk. It was Zach's turn - there was about an inch of beer in the glass and at least an inch-and-a-half of foam - he got his quarter in and he gave it to Jessica and said to her, "I thought you should have it because there's a lot of head in there." (This would not be the first or the hundreth time he has "harassed" Jessica - give me a break!) Everyone makes small talk for a while and people start moving around the house. The only people left at the table are Dick, Jessica, and Zach (at this point there are at least 15 - 20 empty beer cans on the lazy susan and they are all pretty tipsy).
Kail goes out to the patio and tells Dustin, Nick, and Daniele (Amber went to the Diary Room) that "they" told her that she was the one who had the highest IQ in the house. She said they told her that she was "just under genius." Dustin says that he thinks (but he can't remember) that his was between 115 - 120 (as he said this Kail gasped) and then Kail said, "Yeah." Dustin said, "120 being genius." Kail nodded her head. (Haha - Oh my God! Are you serious?)
Jameka is teaching Kail a few dance steps out on the patio and they perform it for everyone that comes out - Dick, Eric, Jessica, Zach, Dustin, Nick, and maybe a few others came out. (The volleyball game didn't happen - at least not by midnight.)
July 24, 2007
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