12:15pm (PST) - Dick is still in bed sleeping, while Daniele is in the backyard tanning.
2:00pm (PST) - Daniele goes into the house and back to her room to get some clothes then to the bathroom for a shower.
2:25pm (PST) - Dick comes into the bathroom and they both say "Good morning." Dick asks how she slept and Daniele says, "Alright." Dick goes into the stall and when he comes back out he says, "Last day," and Daniele responds, "Thank goodness. Tomorrow we actually get to see people we like. Real people. Good people.. Like Amber." They both laugh.
3:00pm (PST) - Dick is shaving in the bathroom at the sink, while Daniele sits on the couch and they discuss the Jury's questions and talk about some of the things that happened in the house. Daniele says, "I want my dinner," and Dick tells her, "Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Daniele asks him, "How can you forget? There's nothing else to do here!" Dick mixes up his hair dye, then goes out to have another cigarette before Daniele touches up his hair. Daniele tells him she wants to play a game of Checkers and Dick says, "After you dye my hair." Daniele plays with her hair on the bathroom couch while she waits for Dick to come back from smoking.
4:00pm (PST) - Daniele is giving Dick's hair the full treatment, while Dick complains about the drying part of the dye process and how much he hates it. He says, "Even at the salon, Cheryl is always telling me to stay under the dryer." Daniele mentions that she recently changed hairdressers and she likes her new one. She liked the other one "but it was all the way out at the Cerritos Mall." She says, "I wonder what the first thing is that Lindsay wants to tell me?"
4:10pm (PST) - Daniele asks, "Remember that cartoon Pinky and the Brain? You look like the Brain with that dryer on your head." They laugh. Dick talks about some party where he met Nicole Ritchie and Daniele says, "Okay Jen!” Dick wonders, "Do you think Nicole Ritchie is in rehab? Or jail? Do you think Paris Hilton is out of jail yet?" and Daniele says, "Yes. She got out of jail right before we came in here. I hope Lindsay Lohan's in jail." [cut] They are talking about Jen again. Dick reads his bottle of hair dye, "Rock Star Hair Color. What's the color on here? Oh, Red Corvette."
4:40pm (PST) - Dick takes a shower and realizes his clothes are in the dryer, then sings a little song, "Motherfucker, motherfucker." Dick gets out of the shower and stands at the mirror and tries to scrub a dye mark off his forehead. Dick calls to Daniele, "It looks really good. Thanks." Daniele responds something that cannot be heard too well. Daniele starts shouting, "FREEDOM! FREEDOM!"
4:45pm (PST) - Dick is in the backyard smoking and spitting.
6:10pm (PST) - Dick plays cards in the Kitchen, Daniele naps.
6:50pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are both sleeping and Big Brother calls for an outdoor lockdown. They both hope it's for their dinner.
THEIR DINNER
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7:30pm (PST) - They’re at the Dining Room table playing Checkers. They intermittently rehash the summer with a little Houseguest bashing thrown in for good measure. Daniele comments about when the Mad Hatter crew visited them, Zach woke everyone else up but them. She meant to say something, but kept forgetting with all the things that were happening.
8:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still playing War with the cards at the Dining Room table. They both seem to be in a good mood. Daniele talks about how she was not a happy camper when Zach won HOH. She says she threw down her answer board before remembering people out in TV land were still watching, then she told Zach, "Congrats," and hugged him. Dick still thinks they got ripped off by not getting to play for a car as a prize. They do a little Houseguest bashing. Daniele says she's starving. Daniele jokes, "What you don't know is that tomorrow you are going to have to stand in a tank with freezing cold water to get the money while Jen swims around in it," then says, "What a freaking summer. There's been some really awful times. There's been great times too.. But just every memory with Jen in it.." Dick says, "Memories of Jen puts a look on your face like you just smelled a fart," and Daniele says, "Just thinking about Jen disgusts me."
Dick keeps winning the game and taking Daniele's cards, saying, "Sucker," while Daniele teases, "Shut up!" She wonders when the new TV shows will start and Dick says, "Well, there's a new reality show starting," and gives Daniele a funny look. Daniele recounts many of Amber's stories and when she gets to one that Dick hasn't heard before, he tells her to "Stop!" because he doesn't want to think about Amber having sex. Daniele laughs about how ridiculous Amber was when she said she didn't want her daughter to hear the bad things that Dick was saying about her on the feeds, but it was okay for her daughter to hear her "Bloody Balls" story. They both agree that Amber is a mental case and they think Big Brother withheld her meds on purpose. Dick continues to talk in funny voices while the game of War goes on.
10:30pm (PST) - "Hi dad" was apparently Daniele's first words according to Dick - She was mimicking her older brother Vincent. Dick and Daniele are playing cards and talking about Vincent, the embellish storyteller, not talking to Jackie [ex] anymore and Dick's old girlfriend finding him on his Myspace. They start making fun of HouseGuests and how they will act tomorrow. "I do think it's funny.. some people become so bitter for not making the final two," Daniele says imitating Jen, "I don't respect you as human beings." The card game continues.
10:40pm (PST) - "Tomorrow we can talk about our Diary Rooms all we want motherfucker!" Dick yells jokingly back to the Big Brother announcer after being warned about not talking about Diary Room sessions. Big Brother responds, “Thank you." Daniele says, "There is no way people can watch this show and not hate her [Jen]. I hope Chicken George despises her." Daniele then wonders, "If people in real life who know you and hate you caught this show and saw you..” Dick interupts, “There's a lot of people who like me you know."
10:50pm (PST) - Daniele says, "I wonder what's going to happen tomorrow." Dick tells her the vote will be at the end and Julie will talk about "boring nonsense" and that they'll edit "2 hours worth of crap." Daniele asks Dick, “What's wrong with you? You look like crap all of a sudden." Dick laughs and says, "I'm tired," and says he wants dessert. Their conversation continues as they jump from one subject to another. Daniele wonders if they will show the banner at tomorrow's finale and says, “Everything is a pity party for Amber... Everything.” They go on to discuss Amber not shutting up about her boyfriend proposing and make fun of her. Daniele asks Dick, "What's Vincent’s new phone number. 562 that's all I know." Dick tells Vincent to bring his Mac computer, some gum, his phone, and the charger. Daniele adds, "And a gun." They start Veto reminiscing.
11:00pm (PST) - They start making fun of Joe and his "Super Sexy Six" and "Velvet Mafia" alliances and call him "Stupid Joe," then they laugh about how it fell apart when he tried recruiting Eric. Daniele asks, "When do you think we get paid?" Dick answers, "Soon I hope." Daniele says, “Me? I've got places to go people to see and bills to pay." Dick says, “Everyone needs it except for Jen.” Daniele is under the impression they get it at the Wrap Party.
11:20pm (PST) - Dick is looking really tired and tells the cameras, “Last night!" He yawns and says, "I'm tired." Daniele is doing her last-minute laundry. [Showtoo is scrolling a message thanking "all our loyal viewers this summer."] Dick heads indoors and tells Daniele he’s tired but if he goes to bed now he’ll be up at 3am and awake all night.
11:30pm (PST) - Dick comes out of the bathroom and Daniele has dessert set up. Dick says, "What with all the flies" while swatting them away. Daniele tells him, “They add flavor." They start to eat and Daniele says, "This house." Dick adds, "These people," and Daniele responds, “This summer must end...TODAY." They start playful bickering back and forth - things like, “You're annoying" and "You're an idiot."
11:40pm (PST) - Daniele wonders if anyone watching The Power of 10 that didn't watch Big Brother tuned in after seeing them. Dick says, “With Amber? Are you kidding?" They start Amber bashing and Dick makes fun of how she didn't know what scrutinized meant. Daniele says, “Every time she cried she thought the audience loved her more.” Daniele comments when she gets out she "would die if Amber was really America's Favorite." Daniele tells Dick that the Diary Room was asking "Bizarro questions about you" and gets a Big Brother warning.
11:50pm (PST) - Dick talks about going to bed within the hour while Daniele is on a sugar high. She’s meowing and gets a warning from Big Brother, "Please stop singing.” Dick and Daniele resume their game of cards. Daniele asks Dick, "Are you really going to bed?" Dick tells her he’s tired but Daniele says she's bored. Dick reminds her that a while ago she told him he look like hell. She corrects him and says, “I told you that you looked like crap!” Dick talks about Eric, saying, "Eric has more respect for the game." Daniele says, “She was surprised he didn't have them do Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
12:00am (PST) - Daniele realizes they forgot to say goodbye to Showtime, so they both say, “Goodbye Showtime.” They are still playing War and bashing other Houseguests. Daniele says, “The stupidest competition name was ‘Tickle Me Veto’. Isn't that awful? What a horrible name." Dick says to Big Brother, “If you guys need some writers, I'm free after I leave." Daniele tells Dick, “And the commentary has stopped." Dick questions, "What? From me?" and Daniele answers, "Yeah."
12:15am (PST) - Dick is outside by himself smoking and talking to himself. As he heads inside, the scene cuts.
12:40am (PST) - The Feeds come back as Dick and Daniele are in the bathroom bashing and mocking other Houseguests. They continue to do this for a while.
3:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting at the Breakfast Bar talking about past Houseguests, using one word to describe every one of them.
Daniele's List: Kail – Ambiguous; Jameka – Reserved; Nick – Genuine [she originally said "Smitten"]; Carol – Average; Eric – Quirky; Amber – Fake; Joe – Hysterical; Jen – Fable; Dustin - Mean-Spirited; Jessica – Typical Blonde Girl; Mike – Nice [Bland, but a nice guy]; and Zach – Obtuse.
Dick's List: Kail – Liar; Jameka – Hypocrite; Nick – Bad [Daniele feigns an argument with him]; Carol – Unrealistic; Eric – Player; Amber – Self-Righteous; Joe – Character; Jen – Unbelievable; Dustin – Jerk/Asshole; Jessica – Narcoleptic; Mike – Loyal [Because of his alliance]; and Zach – Tool/Bozo.
3:55am (PST) - Dick is in the backyard smoking, while Daniele sits at the Breakfast Bar.
4:50am (PST) - They’re inside again bashing other Houseguests. They make fun of Carol always wearing sweat pants. They talk about Eric and Jessica kissing on Jessica's way out of the house and about Eric's T-shirts. The Oregon Trail. Daniele gives Dick a little crap about some of his shirts and they talk about other things they would want to burn - Carol's granny panties and Amber’s Lemon Shirts. Dustin's shorts (mentioning how his pubic hair stuck out) along with his gray t-shirts and Capri pants. All of Jen’s bathing suits and her shirts, as well as Jessica’s slippers and the "Too Pretty To Work" shirt. They both agree that Mike needed to actually wear more shirts. Zach’s hook necklaces and the Dolphin Crash collection. They talk about whether or not they will get an 11am wake-up call, but decide they don't think they will. Dick heads to the backyard for a cigarette and tells Daniele to think of some more "good ones."
5:05am (PST) - Daniele has been plucking her eyebrows, while Dick is outside smoking. When he comes back in they talk about slogans and memorable quotes for the other Houseguests t-shirts. Daniele comes up with a new nickname for Amber - “Wamber” - then says, "Did you hear that America?" They both say the whole house would have used it and wish they had come up with the name months ago. Daniele is mad now that she just came up with it.
6:00am (PST) - Dick says the Dick at Night show is going off the air. This is the last night. He says he's been having a nice time with his daughter. He says she was in a bad mood after the questions, but she was fine after a little while. He thinks Saturday will be the day they start getting back to their life but he doesn't really know. He is laughing that he was mean to people and still made it to the final two and says the best part of all was winning the last competition. He thinks it's going to take a month or so to get back to real life. It's going to take him two days just to watch the show. He’s going to have fun on the message boards and catching up with everybody.
6:30am (PST) - Both Houseguets are sleeping.
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