12:10pm (PST) - Daniele is up and heads outside as Eric runs past her and is streaking through the backyard - she wasn't impressed. Dustin, Dick, Jen, Zach, and Daniele are all in the backyard talking about Eric's member. Dustin says, "You could see that thing when he was running from the back." Dick laughs, "Ha ha ha. Funny shit man!" Eric goes inside and gets dressed, goes to get batteries in the Food Storage Room, and then goes back outside. Zach says he is a "man of his word." Eric was accused of "fluffing," and Jen asks what that means. They explain that basically it is getting yourself partially erect. They can't believe Jessica is still asleep. Dick says, "Why? She sleeps fourteen hours a day." They are talking about the party last night and how it started early so it would be over in time for the Showtime show. Not much talking going on. They talk about Eric's streaking again. Eric says he didn't want a gawking audience, so he surprised them. He did a good lap and then grabbed his shorts. They say they didn't realize his shorts were there, or they would have grabbed them. He says that's why he did it unannounced. Jen asks if Eric was feeling better. He says he thought it was food poisoning and he's glad it wasn't the flu, so he wouldn't be sick for 10 days. He's blaming the steak, as he's the only one who ate it. He claims he must have lost ten pounds; it was like having five enemas. Jen says today is hair day and Eric says he will wait for them. Dustin says he needs to re-do his hair. They talk about the weather.

Jameka says, "It's 12:30," and Jessica says, "That isn't too bad." Jessica thinks she slept with the lights on because she was really tired. They are still complaining they missed it. Jessica mentions her voice and Jameka says maybe it is changing into a woman's voice.
Jessica goes outside and talks to Eric - he is saying he can arrange a private showing for her. She says, “No, thanks.” He says he didn't know Jessica wasn't out there. Dick says, “Come on. She never gets up that early.” He says he knew Zach and Daniele were up, because they weren't in the room anymore. Dick says, “The nickname tripod is accurate.” Dick says he feels bad for "the poor bastard" [talking about Zach], when he watches the show and everyone is ribbing him about being so small. They say Jameka took a banana into the Diary Room and cut off the stem to show what Zach looked like. Dick says Dustin gave him [Eric] a standing ovation for his streaking. Dustin says he could see it flapping from behind; there was a lot to take in from many angles. Eric says Jessica saw it yesterday, "up close and personal." Dick asks, "Up close?" and Eric says he was taking a shower yesterday with Jessica standing next to him and didn't realize the glass wasn't frosted [HOH bathroom]. Dick and Jen both confirm the glass isn't. Dustin says he got to know Dick better when he was HOH. They are now talking about ingrown toenails. Surgery is possible to help - Jameka isn't sounding very happy with that. Dick is being congenial with the houseguests outside. Jen is eating slop and says "another day of tanning." Dick says as much as people lay out, there should be some dark mother fuckers in there. Eric says his face was really red yesterday. They talk about Eric's microphone pack. Dick says, "Is that your mic pack, or are you really glad to see me?" Eric says it is his microphone pack. They talk about the stench from last night's trashcan - they say it smelled like rotten meat. There was some horrid turkey in it. Dick took it outside, so they think that is why it stinks.
12:50pm (PST) - Eric, Jen, and Dick are on the patio couches talking about music and Eminem - he was one of the morning songs. Jessica is laying out with Dustin. She asks how long they've been out and he says, "Not long. Maybe ten minutes." Jessica says she is going to do her roots tonight. Jen says, "Musicians don't make the money they used to." Dick says, "What are you talking about?" He says they get money touring, plus all the merchandise they sell at each show. They also have VIP ticket packages that are really high. Dick says, "Don't kid yourself. They still sell a lot of CD's." Dick is explaining how they have to get started.
1:10pm (PST) - Jameka and Amber are upset with Eric because they didn’t get to see him streaking either. Eric and Dick are explaining that it wasn’t a planned thing. Eric apologizes and Dick says, “Wow. You have to apologize for streaking. How demanding.” Amber says, “It's the principal.” Eric says, “Well, there’s nothing I can do about it now, can I?” Dick says, "You can do it again." Amber says, "Nuh Uh! I don’t wanna see."
Zach is laying out with Daniele, Dustin, and Jessica. He keeps droning on about how to gain muscle mass and the formula of protein to calories. Jessica gets up to get something from inside. Amber stops her at the sliding glass door and starts complaining about someone (couldn't hear who but she sounded pissed). Amber goes outside and Jessica goes on to do what she was heading to do.
Dick is cooking slop, Jameka is eating at the counter, and Zach comes in to make something to eat. Dick has been complaining about the ants and how there is no paper towels. Dick is talking about how much food Mike ate and that Zach can't match it. Dick tells Zach to look out the window and they make fun of Jen - about her "nanny bit," and saying she sits so people can look up her dress - they aren't buying into her act.
1:25pm (PST) - Amber goes back to bed, even though she was only up for about thirty-five minutes. Jameka goes upstairs, gets in the HOH bed, and reads her bible.
Daniele, Jessica, and Dustin are on chaise lounges outside. Daniele and Dustin say something about the ODA [Open door alliance] and Dustin says they are done. Daniele says, “No. Jen and Zach are still here.” Dustin says, “Zach is the leader.” Dustin says he doesn't know why Eric has so much laundry. Jessica says, "He sweats through his clothes." Dustin says he went into the Diary Room after Eric and the seat was so warm it was almost moist.
1:40pm (PST) - There is lots of general chit chat going on.
1:50pm (PST) - Zach is laying outside with Jessica. Everyone else is inside. He is talking game with her, about Jen then about Dustin, and how they can't be trusted. He says to be careful. He can see things backfiring on Jessica down the road, if Dustin stays because he's so shady. Zach brings up that in the POV Competition, Dustin took money and a trip and screwed Jameka over. He also says that Dustin went against the group when he did that. He says that Dustin lied to Dick in front of everyone and then said in the backyard that he voted to keep Eric. Zach again tells her to stay aware. Jessica asks if he thinks Dustin was bringing Amber down. He says he thinks Dustin uses the fact that she's emotional and plays on that, saying that Dustin influences her decisions and votes. Zach says he's sure she is capable of voting for herself, but Dustin is definitely the thinker of the two of them. He says Amber really wanted to keep Nick in and if she would have voted the way she wanted, it might have been possible to keep him. Zach says Amber has cried on him, telling him she made a mistake and that Nick was a good person. Zach says to think down the road, regarding the choices she has to live with, that she needs to keep her options open. Zach says he likes the fact that he makes decisions he can live with. He thinks Jessica has a chance to be of great value in the game. Jessica says she's glad her decisions are over with, unless it comes down to a tie. Zach says Dustin is just such a pain in the ass and he'is turning into the new Joe, making friends with everyone. Zach doesn't like it. Jessica comments that she thinks "everyone has his number." Jessica says, "He's just going to bury himself." Zach says, "He already has, unless they let him get by with it. Dustin is a loose cannon." Jessica asks Zach how late he was up last night. He says he went to bed around 1:30am and she says she went to bed early. He says they were playing games in the little room and they finally got the hint and moved on. Zach moves the conversation back to Dustin. He warns her not to be fooled by him, putting himself up against Dick. She says she knew that, but she felt anyone going up against Dick would be safe. She asks Zach if he didn't he think so. He says he doesn't know, but to not be swayed by his volunteering to go up. They start talking about the last song that morning, "Sunglasses at Night," and start singing. Jessica says she's going inside for a while. Zach says Dustin and Jameka are in the HOH room and reminds her to be careful. He says that Dustin has such an attitude, like Kail, and look where she is. Jessica gets up and goes inside.
2:05pm (PST) - Zach goes inside with Jessica and gets something to drink. She gets out some vitamins and he asks for some too. They are talking about Eric again and how she missed him streaking. She says she might not play beer pong tonight. He says Eric wants to get rid of the booty shorts and cleaning and they [Zach and Daniele] told him to talk to his partner [Jessica]. He says, "She is mad at me." Jessica says, "Oh, yeah." Zach goes back outside and talks to Dick about the ants. Dick says it looks like they have about sixty eyes. Zach says he's trying to keep his weight down. They both feel that Dustin and Eric don't have any weight to put on; Dick has stayed about the same and Zach has lost weight. They say the girls have all gained - Jen for sure, Jessica has put a little on, Amber definitely, and maybe Jameka. Zach tells Dick about his conversation with Jessica (which he told her was just between them) - he says she isn't sure about Zach's vote and that he reminded her about the crap that Dustin has pulled, that he sold out his group for prizes and that he will do whatever he needs to do, in order to stay in. Zach comments on what a face Dustin would make if he got voted out. Zach says he's been rolling the numbers around in his head if Dick stays with Jen, Dick, Daniele, himself, and possibly Eric. He says that would be a risk he would have to take. He says the consequences, if Dick stayed, would be Jessica hating him because then she wouldn't trust Zach.
2:15pm (PST) - Zach says Dick has to campaign to Jessica the benefits of keeping Dick over Dustin. Dick says he could be a lot more help than Dustin and says that Zach needs to pitch it to her, because he can't. Zach says he can give scenarios, but he can't confront her, because he already gave his word about his vote -he will vote Dick out, unless she releases him from it. Zach says it would be better to have Dick on his side than Jessica, but he doesn't think there are any numbers. If it's a tie, and Jessica has to break it, they are not sure how she will vote. She doesn't want to lose favor with her group. They will try to get Eric to keep Dick.
Eric comes out and the subject changes to "how many eyes a fly has." (Dick and Zach are working too hard at covering what they were talking about.) Eric asks where everyone is - the girls and Dustin are upstairs, Daniele is taking a nap, and so is Jen. Eric wants to play beer pong with Zach now, as he is really bored. They conclude that they will go in and play and agree they can decide later what to play for. They invite Dick to play and decide they are going to play with water. There is lots of big talking about who will win and who has already won. They go inside where it's cooler. Dick has never played before, so he wants to play the loser. Zach says Dick could play first against Eric and Zach will play the winner.
2:30pm (PST) - Jessica tells Eric that Zach told her that the vote will be tied 3-3. Eric explains why he didn't wait for them to be around to do his streaking - he didn't know who was outside, didn't want to announce it, etc. She says she was only jokingly mad at him, that it's not that they wanted to "see" him; it's that they just felt left out. He says Amber was really pissed, telling him that she sees where his alliances are now. Eric cannot believe they [Jameka and Amber] are making such a big "game" thing out of it. Jessica says she understands and didn't think that at all - she just felt left out since everyone else was there. Jessica tells Eric that when Dick spoke to her yesterday, it wasn't just an apology, it was game talk. She also fills him in on what Zach spoke to her about today. Eric tells her that Dick had said he wanted to talk to him [Eric] after the beer pong game. They were just updating each other, still on the same page, still only trusting each other. Eric tells Jessica that Dick admitted to lying last week in his attempt to get Eric evicted.
3:10pm (PST) - Beer pong intermission. Eric folds laundry and Dick goes outside for a smoke.

4:05pm (PST) - Dick tells Zach he should go and try for Jen's vote. Zach says to just make sure it doesn't hurt Daniele in the game. Zack and Dick talk about how dumb Jen is and how she would mess it up.
Eric and Jessica talk about the vote; Jessica says she just doesn't want to make anyone mad at her.
5:20pm (PST) - Dustin asks Eric if he's heard anything about Dick campaigning against him. Eric says he's heard a little, but there's no threat to Dustin, that no one is even considering flipping the vote. They both agree it's just Dick doing what is required to attempt to stay in the house. Dustin says, "Look. I don't know why you're even showing him the courtesy of listening to him. When he comes up to you and says, 'Can I talk game with you?' tell him, 'No,' because you know it leads to the name game, with him running around saying, 'I've got so-and-so's vote.' But you can stop that before it starts."
6:45pm (PST) - Jameka and Amber are in the hammock talking about Dick's campaign to stay in the house. It's the usual dialog about him being the Devil, not being able to stand him.
6:55pm (PST) - Eric gets the hair clippers so he can cut off his sharkfin.
7:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are in the bedroom (with the round beds) and Daniele is grumpy and pouty. Dick is playing the Ward Cleaver role and keeps trying to ask questions to keep her mind off whatever's bothering her. She acts like she's annoyed by Dick's endless supply of queries, but she enjoys the attention. Dick asks, "Like...what are you thinking right now?" Daniele asks, "Why?" Dick responds, "Your thoughts amuse me..." Daniele says, "My thoughts are not for you amusement." Dick asks, "You really won't tell me?" She says, "No," and Dick seems really surprised. They talk about her going to Disneyland when she gets out. Dick asks her, "What ride would you like to go on first?"
At the hammock, Dustin and Eric join Jameka and Amber. Amber says Dick better not approach her because she'll stop him cold. They talk about Zach and Jen. Amber thinks they're trying to make friends this week, so as to not get nominated next week. Dustin says that Jen and Zach's actions are really up and down, so they need to figure out what their real intentions are. Amber goes inside. Then Dick comes out and the conversation breaks. Eric says that their mission is to determine what the others intentions are, "I can't believe their plan is to just sit around and let us vote them out one at a time...with each one waving goodbye, 'See ya later, good luck!'" They comment that Zach has a "date" with Jessica tonight. Eric jokingly wants to know why she's dating the enemy.
Eric cuts his hair.
8:20pm (PST) - Daniele and Dick are eating slop.
8:25pm (PST) - In the HOH bathroom, Dustin is using the clippers on his arm pits. He cleans up the hair from the floor. Amber returns from the Diary Room and is annoyed that Dustin didn't notice she was gone. Amber leaves to go work out. Jessica gets ready for her date with Zach.
9:15pm (PST) - Amber, Jen, Jameka, and Dustin come downstairs to the kitchen to eat tacos. They chat with Zack as he puts on a dress shirt and readies for his hammock date with Jessica. Dick goes back outside with Daniele.
9:35pm (PST) - Zach and Jessica are on their date. Zach is rambling on about game things and trying to plant seeds that Dustin could have side deals.
In the HOH room, Dustin and Eric are talking about their goodbye messages to Dick. They both say that with Dick being the first one in sequester, they shouldn't have said what they said. Dustin says, "Well, I really didn't say anything bad. I just told him like it is..." He then goes on to list all the mistakes he feels Dick made.
10:15pm (PST) - Zach gvies Jessica his word that he'll vote Dick out and Jessica's not letting him off the hook. Zach wants to know what will happen if someone in her group votes to evict Dustin - will she believe that he kept his word? Another issue Zach presents to Jessica is, "What happens if the vote is 3-3? Then if you can't trust your group, maybe you wouldn't want to vote Dick out." Jessica agrees for a moment that if it's 3-3, then maybe it would be better to vote Dustin. Then she reconsiders that with Eric and Dustin not trusting each other, and being so competitive towards each other, Dustin and Eric will take care of themselves by being each other's target. As much as Zach keeps telling Jessica that he hates Dick because he's blasphemous and offensive to the women and mothers, etc., he tells her she might want to make a deal with him. (Zach's argument is completely transparent and Jessica sounds like a mother listening to a young child telling a long story.)
10:45pm (PST) - Zach is still talking.
10:55pm (PST) - Zach and Daniele are on the patio talking and Daniele's microphone isn't working. They're talking about their wagers for beer pong. Big Brother calls Daniele to the Food Storage Room to get a new mic.
Inside Eric, Daniele, and Zach are about to begin another game of beer pong. Eric says he's 5'7" and talks about how everyone is taller, "All the guys are six feet and over," and basically says that he's a pip-squeak. They are getting the beers ready. The game gets underway and Daniele says, "We're starting small," and Eric says they are working off their debt. Zach asks what could they wager and Jameka has no opinion. Daniele asks if they have any ideas and Dick suggests they tie Jessica's shoelaces to Eric's nipple rings and they pull him around all day. Eric says that the loser could switch clothes for twenty-four hours and Zach says, "We're getting gypped." Zach says, "The clothes aren't a big deal and out of good faith, that's a deal."
In the HOH room, Amber, Dustin, and Jen talk about hair being better dirty when you dye it, than clean. They say something like the oils protect your hair and the dirt makes the color deeper. Amber says she loves the Big Brother voice because he's been saying, "Thank you," lately and Dustin says, "He's just trying to raise the level of respect in the house." Jen says that Dick took Dustin's chocolate syrup and she hopes he leaves it when he's evicted. Jen says that Zach can't win the next HOH and Dustin says that he's enjoying Zach more lately and Jen says, "He's less creepy." They continue to talk about how everyone seems to have grown while they've been in the house.
11:30pm (PST) - Outside Jameka is alone on the hammock looking rather pensive and crying. She is praying and you can hear parts about, "Forgive me of my sins...Forgive me of my mouth...Thank you for the blood...Thank you for your strength...Yes Lord. Yes Lord...Hear my cry, O Lord...I trust you, God..."
11:55pm (PST) - Jameka continues her prayers and now she's praying for Amber and Dustin. Jameka asks the Lord to "release your angels" for "E. D." and asks for love for Daniele, her grandma and Vincent. Jameka continues, "Help her through her time of need." She hopes that Kail may have learned something. "Please be with Nick. I'm sorry if I did anything to wrong him...Please be with Mike, God...Please be with Zach, God. Bless him with his job he loves so much and being able to get up and go to work and make a substantial amount of money...And Joe. Continue to surround him with your love. Be with Carol and everything at home is well and her life isn't so mundane...Please be with Eric. Continue to love on him. Maybe somehow and someway he'll be a follower of Christ."
12:00am (PST) - Jameka is just concluding about an hour of prayer in the hammock. She asks for grace from God for all the houseguests. She prays that Jen will have people love her and not use her or take advantage of her. Jameka goes through everyone to make sure she didn't forget anyone in her prayers, "Who else? Just bless everyone. Continue to help me with my patience, my anger, and my mouth." She ends by asking for God to bring her a husband "when you see fit."
Jessica gets called to the Diary Room.
12:45am (PST) - Amber and Jameka are in the bathroom talking about the calories Amber burned. Amber asks what's up with her and Jameka says she's thinking about the game, missing being home, and hoping something will come up where she can play in an HOH Competition. Jameka talks about the POV Competition and how she was "jacked up to win" and could not drink the ten mixtures. Jameka worries that she can't help the team.
Eric is called to the Diary Room.
1:45am (PST) - Amber, Dustin, and Jameka are in the HOH room and Amber is doing some Jen-bashing. Amber tells the group that Jen is jealous of Jessica and Daniele - Daniele had Nick and Jessica has Eric. Dustin tells Amber that it's all in her head. Eric enters the HOH room. Amber repeats her theory that Jen has a crush on Eric. Eric seems confused calling it "a paranoid delusion." Amber says that Jen is jealous of Jessica and Daniele and Eric tells her, "I think you're making this up," and Amber gets her nose out of joint. Eric asks, "So, let's say this is true...what do we need or want to do about it? I mean is there some way we could use this information to benefit us?" They all say no, and Jameka is offended that Eric would toy with someone's emotions to get ahead in the game. Eric says when he came out of the Diary Room Jen had said, "He's back, Mr. America," and Eric wants to know what Jen meant by that. Eric says, "I've never said anything nice to her. She dates celebrities. I'm just a 5'7" Jew with a fairly large penis." Amber says that she talked to Jen and Jen had said she was voting Dick out like the rest of us, "She really thinks she is part of the group." Eric questions why Jen would ask about Jessica's crush on Eric and Amber says, "She can ask anything she wants." Eric says it must be a bad Big Brother season if he's the focal point of the ladies attention.
2:00am (PST) - Outside the HOH room, Eric is whispering to Jessica that he wants to talk her, but Amber's in the HOH room.

He tells her he wants to get caught up on everything and talk about options. Eric mentions, "Changing the game big time." Eric says they can no longer trust the group and they should do what will benefit them. Eric says something about leaving Jameka and Amber out to dry. Eric and Jessica are still whispering and talking about a 3-3 tie and if it was to happen they will talk to the others. Eric says, "I have mixed feelings," and that "there is something up with Dustin." Jen sneaks up on them and yells, "BAM!" and scares them, then leaves. Eric wants to get Zach on board, but he's wary of Jen because she's so catty. Eric's pulling out all the stops on this one. He's flirting and saying they can talk about it more in the bath tub and Jessica asks, "With pants on or off?"
2:45am (PST) - Amber is in the HOH bed, Dustin's in the HOH bathroom, Jen and Jameka are in the kitchen, Jessica and Eric just returned to the HOH room from a long whispered summit on the balcony, and Dick and Daniele are on the patio. There is only general chit chat going on in the house.
3:30am (PST) - Eric and Amber are talking in the kitchen. Amber asks what Eric's prediction is on the HOH Competition. Amber thinks it will be Eric and Eric thinks it will be Amber, then says, “Dustin.” Eric goes back to the HOH room.
Jen, Jessica, and Eric are in the HOH room. Jen talks about her large family. Jessica and Jen compare family reunions, funerals, and holidays.
Dick and Daniele are still in the backyard. Daniele says, “Two more days 'til Jen goes back on slop.” Dick says, “I could care less. I can't believe I gave her that pass. I'm not going to have any regrets.” Daniele says, “I'll have a few...mostly to do with Carol.” Dick asks, “Think Kail has any regrets? She regrets that casting put me on the show. I think I jacked up her game more than anyone. Not just being a dick to her, just calling her out on the Mrs. Robinson Alliance.” Daniele says, “I think I'm going to bed. It’s going to be a long day. Don't forget, I know nothing about it, I want Jen out of here.” Because Jen hardly says, "Thank you" to Daniele, Dick says, “She deserves to die a slow and horrible death.”

4:45am (PST) - Jen finally leaves the HOH room. Eric is now alone with Jessica and is theorizing over potential threatening scenarios for next week. He is promoting to evict Dustin, on a very low-key level. He says they would have to bring Zach in on it and he's not sure about telling Jen. Jessica seems to be okay with it, but is still asking questions. Eric says they could arrange a good deal with Dick and Daniele, suggesting two weeks of safety for him and Jessica.
The others are still in the living room - Dustin, Jameka, Amber, and Jen - Dick and Daniele left recently.
5:05am (PST) - Jameka enters the HOH room and ends the conversation with Eric and Jessica. Eric returns to the HOH room after Jameka leaves. He continues his push, but backs off a tad when Jessica says that she runs hot and cold on the idea. After she listened to Zach she felt one way, then she listened to Dustin and felt another. She has not committed to an action plan yet and Eric suggests that they talk right up to just before the vote. The conversation shifts into baby talk, the way they do whenever anything gets even close to flirtatious. Then Eric shifts gears again and takes on his serious scholarly demeanor as he pursues more Zack/Jen analyses.
6:00am (PST) - Eric and Jessica are now discussing their lives [together] at 80. The subject arose when they both repositioned themselves in the bed for the night [morning]. Eric describes just how "horrible" he looked between the ages of eleven and sixteen.

7:14am (PST) - Eric is confiding in Jessica about all the things he hasn't told any of the other houseguests. Eric says he worked for the WWF for about two months, as an assistant to the Creative Writers - the writers decide what the characters will be, who will match up against whom, and who will win or lose. His contract was not renewed after the probationary time. He says it was the worse two months of his life and he worked about 120 hours a week. He tells Jessica that he often wanted to talk to Nick about it, because Nick was into Wrestling.
8:12am (PST) - The conversation between Eric and Jessica has gone back to the eviction scenarios again. Eric is wondering if there is any advantage to forcing a tie. Earlier, they had agreed that they were not going to sleep at all tonight. Jessica had said she was too wound up, wouldn't sleep. But now she has decided that it's time for a nap. Eric turns off the lights after he finishes in the bathroom - he has guessed the time as 7:45am. It's dark in there now, but they're still buzzing away. They decide it was safer to keep their mikes on so they wouldn't get in trouble. Jessica says, "Eric, my feet are cold." Eric responds, "Put 'em under my butt." (They do kinda sound like an 80-year-old couple.)
8:25am (PST) - Five minutes of silence and then Jessica says, "I do like your haircut. And I forgive you for not showing me your wiener." And they conduct a five-minute conversation on the nobility of his penis and his putting it on display.
8:40am (PST) - All houseguests are in bed asleep.
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