(6th POV Competition)
Result of the 6th POV Competition: Dick.
8:30am (PST) - Big Brother, "Good Morning, houseguests. It's time to get up for the day."
9:00am (PST) - Dick goes into Dustin’s room with pots and pans. He’s banging them over Dustin's head, as Dustin ignores him. Dick is yelling, “Barbados, $5,000 and ya fucked Jameka in the process, left her out to dry!" He goes to the bedroom (with the round beds), then back to the kitchen, and then back into Dustin's room with MORE pots and pans and clangs and bangs them again very loudly and says, "Nice tone to it, isn't it?" He says he's “gonna be at this all day” and tells Dustin, “It is gonna be a long day!” He walks out of the room and comes back for a third time with another round of pot lid banging, “I am gonna fuck you 'til you bleed, mother fucker. I know you'll like it and ask for more. I am gonna give you a wake up call every fucking day! GOOD MORNING Queenie! Princess, it's time to get up!" (He is being relentless!)
9:15am (PST) - Dick is now in the kitchen slamming things around. He heads back to the bedroom and says sorry to Zach, then back to Dustin's room and says, "Barbados and $5,000 and says it is my HOH and I am gonna do whatever I want. What should I do Dick? Everyone is pissed at me because I am such a selfish asshole. Yes, Dustin you are a selfish asshole and you did fuck Jameka. What should you do, Dustin? Why don't you kiss everybody’s ass and make it all better? Barbados and $5,000 - fucked Jameka in the meantime. Nice job asshole." Dick leaves and comes back in yelling, “You're not going back to bed. Why don't you get up 'cuz I'm not letting you sleep mother fucker."
Other houseguests are starting to wake up now. (I'm not sure how they could sleep through Dick's ranting.) Dick heads back into the bedroom AGAIN with pots and is banging continuously.
9:25am (PST) - Dick is now in the bedroom (with the little beds) going off on Amber and says, "Well, this is a far cry from you staying up all night long, high, around your daughter. Do they know about that at Caesar’s Palace? Do they know about Amber at Caesars Palace? You look like a fucking dike with that hairdo. Gang banger from behind couldn't even tell if you were a man or a woman. America’s Top Model. What? Are you on drugs? Oh yeah, you are." He continues, "You tell me you are worried about what your daughter sees, but she sees you pointing at everybody’s dick and talking about bloody balls. Bend over again and let me see your bloody balls. I'm sure that is great for your daughter. Watching you on the Internet. I'm sure she is so PROUD of you." He leaves the room and screams, "Mother of the year, baby. Mother of the year..."
Eric is in the HOH room with Jen, Jessica, and Jameka. Jen had come up there to finish her chores and to get away from Dick. Eric is recounting the story of Dick, from this morning, to them. Jameka is still in the bed, but Jessica is up also doing chores. They’re discussing that CBS says they don't like what he's doing and can't use most of it anyway. They are talking about the live feeds and think they are cutting away from it when he goes on his rants (which they are not). Jen says, at this rate, the POV won't be until tomorrow. Jen asks if they are hungry and Jessica replies, “Not that hungry!”
THE HOUSEGUESTS PICK BALLS FOR THE POV COMPETITION - The players are Jessica, Daniele, Dick, Jameka, Zach, and Dustin. Eric will be hosting.
Amber, Jameka, Eric, Dustin, and Jessica are hiding up in the HOH room. Zach and Jen are around the house and not avoiding Dick. Dick apologized to Jen for the wake-up call and says, “You knew I was an asshole.” Dustin is called to the Diary Room and Dick taunts him on his way.
10:50am (PST) - Jen, Zach, and Dick are talking - general chit chat.
Amber and Jameka are praying in the HOH room. Jameka says, “Love on us God. Kiss on us God. Let us know your presence.” She keeps saying, “Oh God, we need you. Lord, I need you Lord. We all need you, Lord. We can't do it without you, Lord. Oh God, today have your way. Have your way, Lord. We have no other requests but for you to have your way, oh Lord...Amen."
11:00am (PST) - Dick is in the kitchen, stirring his slop, burping loud and long, and then farts. Jameka is stocking the fridge with milk and Dick is relentless in his mocking of her praying and her religion. She remains silent. Dustin walks by and Dick taunts him again.
11:40am (PST) - Dustin is at the memory wall pulling various keys out and then turning and pointing them at someone OR something? (It actually looks like he is using them as a sword.) He’s alone while doing this. A little later, he heads to the HOH room and tells the others (they’re still hiding out up there) what he was doing as they were watching on screen. He tells them he was having a mock Nomination Ceremony.
Dick is telling Daniele that he has to do what he has to do in order to get what he wants - which is Daniele staying in the house. She tells Dick he is horrible for what he's doing - the latest thing was folding a piece of paper like a straw and putting it under Amber’s picture and made a snorting sound.
12:45pm (PST) - Everyone but Dick and Daniele are hanging out in HOH room. They are going over their thoughts of what the POV Competition might be. Jessica is discussing a drinking game called "Macho Mug" and having been in a decathlon of drinking games. Big Brother tells Jessica to quit singing (Macho Mug is to the tune of Macho Man). They start to talk about the wrap party and how awkward it will be with Dick there. Eric talks about gambling.
Dick has been in the bedroom (with the round beds) talking to the camera for a while, but it looks like he’s napping now.
1:20pm (PST) - Dick paces around the bedroom (with the round beds), saying that it's not fair - Big Brother made them wait so long that now everyone's relaxed. Dick was hoping they'd be off their game.
In the HOH, Jessica is playing with her pom-poms. Dustin tries to pep up his troops, "C'mon guys. Remember it is a win-win week." Jessica repeats the cheer, "Win-win week...Get it together..." Jen yawns, while Dustin does push-ups. Amber is alone in the HOH bathroom and complains, "My hands hurt." Jessica enters and Dustin asks if they have prayed yet. Jessica says, "I did this morning." Dustin starts mocking Dick. Then there is some singing.
POV COMPETITION
5:20pm (PST) - All of the houseguests, except Dick, are in the HOH room. Daniele is on the defensive, defending herself against her association with her father, the fact that she isolates herself from others. Jameka claims Daniele threw a live spider under her bed. Dustin claims she's [Daniele] insincere and she throws it back at him. Eric calmly says, "Whether he is your father or not, you should be disgusted by the things he says about women." Daniele snips, "What do you want me to do?" Whenever Daniele is challenged this way, she repeats over and over, "You're not me! You just don't understand!" This goes on for about fifteen minutes, but it's futile because neither side can see the other's point of view. After Daniele leaves, Eric wonders why, if each player got three minutes each to solve a puzzle, did the POV Competition take two hours? Then Eric says that Daniele isn't fooling anyone - she's totally full of shit and trying to win an Academy Award with her performance.
5:45pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele talk in the bedroom (with the round beds). Daniele is giving her version of what was said in HOH room. He says he will quiet down, since he wants the time he has left with her in the house to be good. Dick says it's great that he won POV and will save her, making it a great exit from the house. He has a great speech planned, something this game has never seen. He goes to get mouthwash and sees Dustin in the kitchen. Dick starts taunting him, calling him "Princess," then goes back to the bedroom again. He says he forgot what he left for and Daniele tells him, "Mouthwash," so he goes to the Food Storage Room again. Dustin is still in the kitchen, completely ignoring Dick, and Dick yells, "WooHooo," with more taunting. Dustin is still ignoring him. Dick gets called to the Diary Room.
Eric says, "I'm going to fuckin' explode soon. I've had it. One of them is going home Thursday and the other is going home next Thursday. No fuckin' shenanigans." Eric says that two nights ago when he asked what kind of women Dick likes, he said "young and blonde." Eric says that he probably wants to have sex with Daniele (but doesn't say it this nicely). So, after Daniele had said today that she's trying to repair her relationship with her father, Eric tells the others, "They can repair it, because come this fall, she'll have a baby...and it will be his." Eric says Dick has offended everyone in America, "homosexuals, all religions, single mothers, certain jobs, people's looks, people with implants, and people without implants." Eric notes, "What man makes fun of women's breasts? I mean, who makes fun of them when they look great."
6:00pm (PST) - Jessica says she won't let Dick in the HOH room and Eric says, "Absolutely not. Under no circumstances." Jameka tells Jessica and Eric that Dick is making fun of her. Jameka says that she talked to Daniele and things went fine. Jameka says that she's pretty sure Daniele will come off the block. Jessica is doing all of her dance routines and says she was sick during the POV Competition.
6:30pm (PST) - Amber is working out on the treadmill. Zach comes in and admonishes her that she started without him. She says he burns more calories on his than she does. He says it has nothing to do with calories, but about team work. After a short talk about working out, Zach says the spider was dead. (referring to the earlier conversation where Jameka blew up at Daniele for putting a spider under her bed.) Amber says, "Still, it was a bad idea." He says it [the spider] fell and when he said something to Daniele about getting it, Daniele said it didn't matter because it was dead. Zach and Amber talk about what they think Dick is going to do. Zach says Dick doesn't tell him anything, but he thinks he will use it to save Daniele and try to repair that relationship. He says he's waiting for Eric to explode on Dick and says he is looking forward to watching it. Zach says it isn't right that Daniele gets penalized for her dad. While talking about their workout, Amber says she has burned 112 to his less than 50 calories. He's going to have to step it up. Amber asks if he likes being tall. She says he has really improved since he has been there. Amber says Jessica thinks Zach is cool. They were talking about his eyes. (What happened to him being creepy?) He says he was laying low the first few weeks. He says after the handshake, which was a bad mistake, he was on the outside for a while. He says he hasn't changed, that he's still the same person. He says he might go toe-to-toe with Dick before he leaves - he doesn't know yet. He thinks Dick would be fun to party with, but other than that, he is wrong.
6:50pm (PST) - Dustin, Jameka, Eric, and Jessica are in the HOH room. Dustin is saying all of them are strong in the house, but it's hard on their families. He says that's why he blew up out there, standing up for Christians, single mothers, women with estrogen imbalance. Eric says Daniele must have misunderstood what he was saying and that anyone would be outraged at what Dick has been doing. Dustin says he has had things to say to his parents - but he won't get into it because it doesn't matter - but sometimes YOU have to be a parent to your parents. Dustin says how Daniele keeps saying she doesn't want a pity party and how she says no one knows how she feels, and "Poor me." They feel her [Daniele] response was rehearsed, like Mike's speech. They start bashing Zach. They say the competition was Zach's two strong points. They say he can drink twenty-five glasses of water and eat three omelets and two hot dogs for a snack and he done (with the competition) early. They say that's his game strategy, to skate and not win any competitions - just lay around and stay under the radar. They say they are having a great summer. They are talking about the yuck they had to drink; hot dog, relish and cola, all pureed together. Eric says it will be when they get down to the final six, if he makes it that far, that he will finally be able to compete in POV. Dustin says he was glad Daniele came up, even though it was insincere. They say if she was really upset over the way he was acting, she would have told him. During the competition, he heckled everyone and Daniele never said anything. They say they are tired of listening to Dick. Eric wants to know if they could trade Daniele for the rest of the season for Janelle. Jameka returns, from talking to Daniele, and gives her report to the RCA. Jameka says that Daniele already said she will be alone again in the house, so it sounds like Dick is using the veto on Daniele. Jameka says, "She was trying to play the poor me again." Jessica asks who they thought Jen would put up next week if she got HOH. They think Daniele and one of them. Jessica asks, "Not two of us? What happens if Daniele wins POV?" They say Zach would go home - but then they aren't sure if Jen would put Zach up. Jessica says she didn't want Dick to win but this is really, kind of, better because he has to make a choice. They say they loved it when Jessica said, "So, who are you going to evict, you or your daughter?" If he doesn't use it, then they get to decide who goes home. Jameka asks if they really thought he would do anything other than use it on Daniele. Jessica says she wouldn't be surprised if he didn't use it, so he doesn't have to make the decision. Dustin is still happy with the idea that Jessica should replace one of them with himself.
7:00pm (PST) - Jen is in the bedroom (with the round beds) talking with Daniele about birthday cakes and ice cream. Daniele's birthday is coming up. Daniele says she's going in the Diary Room and requesting red velvet cupcakes from Sprinkles. Jen likes cake batter ice cream with graham crackers from Cold Stone. Daniele doesn't like Cold Stone. Jen says she's making cookies.
7:15pm (PST) - Daniele is talking to Dick about her conversation with Jameka. She says that she only has surface relationships with people in the house, because she got close to Nick and she was devastated when he left and doesn't want that to happen again. She says she can't believe all of these people came into the house just to make friends. She's trying to figure out how they can both stay and is trying to figure out how to make flashcards with eight names on them. She says Nick had tried to scratch the names with a safety pin, but got yelled at. She had wanted to use nail polish but was afraid of getting yelled at. They go to the Food Storage Room to try to find something to use. As they go in, she asks if they could really get a penalty nomination. Daniele found olives and Dick says he hid them. He's going to put them in the bedroom, so Dustin can't get to them. They are taking candy bars, Advil, etc, and will assign players to each of them. Daniele is getting into the first aid kit, saying they could cut out the letter of their name. Dick says they could assign Amber to the Advil, since she was on drugs, and they continue to assign people - the Mr. Goodbar is Zach and the plain one is Eric. Dick is still looking for other stuff. Daniele is the band-aid, representing how she has been banged up since she got there. They still need something for Jen. Dick is trying to think of something that's "all about me." They go to look in the kitchen and no luck, so Daniele leaves and Dick looks more in the Food Storage Room.
8:00pm (PST) - Dustin is sitting at the breakfast bar, eating his slop, and Dick tells him, "I'm not going to give you a hard time anymore. I got what I wanted. You can tell the others that, too." Dustin replies, "You can tell them." Zach enters and asks Dick if he can have a game of beer pong with Jessica without any obtrusive behavior. Dick says, "Yes. I got it all out. I got what I wanted, so there won't be anymore issues."
8:50pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele go outside to talk. Zach is setting up to play beer bong. In the HOH room, Jameka is unbraiding Amber's hair. Jameka and Amber talk about how Jameka's friend and Amber's baby's daddy will be mad at Dick. They decide they can't bring them to the wrap party, as they would probably want to hit him. Jameka occasionally looks in her Bible for verses as she does Amber's hair. Jameka talks about a song called, "Before you lock my love away."
9:15pm (PST) - Daniele, Jessica, Eric, and Zach are playing beer pong. Dick is on the patio smoking and, periodically, he laughs and mumbles to himself. The beer pong group is having fun. Amber is still up in the HOH room undoing her hair, with Jen, in bed sleeping, behind her. Dick is now watching them play beer pong and they are all laughing and joking, even Dick.
9:45pm (PST) - Eric is called into the Diary Room. Jessica says [referring to Eric], "How much does he miss Carol?" Zach responds, "How much does he miss the touch of a man." They joke around and laugh while they wait for Eric to come out of the Diary Room so they can start another game of beer pong. Jameka comes into the kitchen and is making something to eat, but she's not talking to anyone.
10:00pm (PST) - Dick goes outside to smoke. Jameka is sitting on the couch, eating and humming. Dick just smokes his cigarette and doesn't say a word. Dick keeps glancing at Jameka with a Cheshire cat grin - Jameka never looks up. Dick says, "Didn't think you would have anything to say. Nothing you say is important anyway. No more HOH for four weeks. Not a very smart move. You aren't going anywhere in this game. Wait until it's time for the six to break up. You are gonna be the first one they turn on. You got nothing." On the other side of the backyard, Dustin is lifting weights and Dick gives him a dose of the same thing, "Wait until it's time for them to break up. You're gonna be the first one they turn on. You got nothing. The first move of your group is to break up you and Amber...and you’re first." Dick just stares again and grins. Dick gets up to go in the house and as he does he yells "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
10:20pm (PST) - Amber is relaying the story of how Nick told her she could go on Top Model. She says earlier Dick said to her, “You really think you could go on Top Model? You're uglier than a transvestite.” She had said, back to Dick, that actually Nick was the one who said it - not her. Jameka asks her if she would want to go on Top Model. Amber says, "Yes, if I was skinnier because I have the face, hair, and personality for it."
10:30pm (PST) - Dustin arrives in the HOH room and relates the story of Dick's remarks in the backyard, "Dick says, 'You think you're the leader of that group? Well, you're not,' and I told him, 'Our group doesn't have leader!' I told him he's so jealous because he sees me as an active member of a group and he isn't." Dustin goes on to explain, "The reason Dick requires so much attention is because he didn't get any love at home as a child." Dustin also tells about how he reprimanded Zach for defending Daniele.
10:45pm (PST) - Amber and Jameka are in the HOH room. Amber's afraid that her secret might have gotten out and Jameka assures her that they wouldn't let something like that go over the internet. (Wait until she finds out it was on CBS during prime-time!) Amber also discusses her vision, in which she wins HOH. Dustin says that maybe Dick will use the POV to save himself because, "Why be the father you never were at the very end?" Amber says when she wins HOH, she'll put Daniele and Jen up, and if one comes down, she'll put Zach up. She goes on and on about how much she hates Zach.
11:45pm (PST) - More beer pong, trash talk, and gossip.
12:00am (PST) - The game's over now and Dick and Daniele are on the patio. Dick says, "Dustin was out here earlier by himself and I told him, 'You're going to be the first one out of your group.'" Daniele replies, "Stop harassing people." Dick defends, "I'm just giving them advice. I go, 'Weeee.'" Daniele insists, "You need to stop...seriously." Dick asks, "Why? I'm creating paranoia...planting the seeds of paranoia."
Amber thinks that Eric and Dick were, at one time, in an alliance and now she and Jameka think that Eric's in a secret alliance with Dustin. Amber and Jameka still want Eric out but, of course, he's not their top priority. The RCA's hatred for Dick goes pretty deep.
Dick relates to Daniele that Michael, a producer in the Diary Room, instructed Dick not to roll over and die, but to fight to get the votes to keep both him and Daniele in the house. (Big Brother gives every nominee the same speech, so it's not unfair.) Daniele groans that if they wanted them to stay, they should have said something before they dug themselves into a hole they'll never get out of.
12:20am (PST) - Zach joins Dick and Daniele on the patio and comes off as their trusted pal and confidant. Zach repeats all the gossip he was privy to in the HOH room. Zach tells them about Dustin's remark about Dick staying and not using the POV to save Daniele - "Why be the father you never were at the very end?" The comment doesn't phase Dick, he just huffs and says, "Idiot." Daniele has a goal to get Eric out before Dustin, "If you leave Dustin in here with those three women, they'll eat him up alive. If those three are alone without Eric, that's when we pull Jessica back on our side."
Jessica plans on putting up Dustin in either Dick or Daniels's place when the POV is used. Dustin is still happy with the idea. He thinks it'll be a big slap in the face to Dick.
12:50am (PST) - Zach, Daniele, and Dick are still in the backyard talking strategy. Daniele says, "I'll say we came in the house separately," regarding the plan to plant the seed that Dick will use the POV on himself. Zach leaves and Dick says, "See? He does what he's told." Daniele thinks Eric and Jessica are hooking up and says, "I called it when they were sitting on the couch." Dick says he hasn't ripped on Eric's stupid haircut in the Diary Room yet and says to Daniele, "Julie better not give anything away with you in her questions with you."
1:15am (PST) - Dick is still giving game advice to Daniele for when he's gone. He wonders, "Who could you get friendly with? Maybe Amber." Daniele says, "She's got Dustin." Dick says, "I mean after he's gone. She'll be a wreck." Daniele points out, "She'll have Jameka." Dick says, "Well, anyway, stay close to Zach. He's as loyal as a lap dog."
1:30am (PST) - A slumber party is in progress in the HOH room. There's not much trash talk going on (maybe because Jen is there). They are all talking about teeth.
1:50am (PST) - Jessica and Eric are alone in the kitchen, while Jessica fixes a sandwich. Jessica asks Eric to tell her about his OCD [obsessive compulsive disorder] - He likes things grouped in collections of five, things must be symmetrical, and he has a pattern of walking so he doesn't step on sidewalk cracks. He says he used to be obsessive about hand washing, but not as much anymore. Amber and Jameka join them. Jameka says, "I'm feeling aggressive. I don't know if we are talking about the same thing...I'm fed up!"
2:30am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are in the bedroom (with the round beds) practicing Q&A stuff that could turn up in an HOH Competition. Dustin's in the HOH room with the rest of the RCA and he's rehearsing yet another speech, "I will give Dick the respect he never gave us and not say anything." Eric says, "I'd say, 'And next week we're sending your daughter to you in sequester so you can be the father that you failed to be during the last 21 years." Dustin replies, "Well, I think Dick has done enough despicable things in here that we don't have to go outside for stuff." They trash talk a little longer, then Dustin goes to bed. Eric leaves around 3:00am.
August 11, 2007
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