20th night - Thursday

(2nd Live Eviction & 3rd HOH Competition)
Result of the 2nd Live Eviction: Joe leaves the house.
Result of the 3rd HOH Competition: Dick.

Everyone is sitting around the table eating (more like gorging - Daniele alone ate for an hour and a half straight - almost everyone picked all night long). The lazy susan has food piled all over it - pizza, chinese, chicken, cookies, and A LOT of other stuff. Dick is talking about reading the letter from his mother later in the HOH room. He's excited because recently he and his mother had an opportunity to help one another and they "lived together for 9 months and their relationship is so much better now." Dick told everyone at the table, "I didn't realize how much personal stuff I would have to deal with in here. This is a lot harder than I thought it would be." (Dick says this at least five times a day.) Daniele replies with, "New topic!"

Everyone begins to discuss how they will handle the food competition tomorrow - Meats first and Alcohol only if it's "shitloads." Eric said, "If it's shitloads then it's worth it. If it's one beer per person per night, then it's not worth giving up a major food group." Everyone agrees.

Daniele spurts out, "So Amber you seem to cry more than any other person, even when you're not on the block..." Dick said, "Amber you would have knocked Julie on her ass if you had said 'Sorry Julie, I was on my period this week.' She would have been shocked." Everyone laughed.

Everyone realizes that tomorrow (Friday) is Jameka's birthday. Jameka just wants to make sure she has her birthday waffle in the morning with whipped cream (waffle's are her favorite food - the first week Dustin accidentally ate her waffle that she was saving for before bed - Dustin was the one that went to her and owned up to it - Jameka wasn't really mad at him - He said he didn't realize that someone was saving it - He just thought it was left over from breakfast - Jameka said, "As long as you enjoyed it, then I won't be mad." - Dustin replied with, "Oh yeah, it was reeeeally good.").

Dick and Nick go out and talk alone on the patio. Dick tells him that he is definately targeting Kail. Nick tells Dick about his conversation with Daniele about how he wants her to go far in the game and he (Nick) doesn't need the money, etc. (He has given this speech to a few people in the house already, like Amber and Daniele.) Nick just wants to make sure that he leaves his "mark on the game and that certain people don't get very far in the game." Zach joins them and they all agree that now there will be a lot less bullshit to sift through in the house with Joe gone.

After talking to Nick and Zach on the patio, Dick went upstairs and got his letter from his mother and brought it down and read it to the people in the kitchen, then took it outside to the patio and read it to everyone out there. At some point after this, he ended up in the HOH room talking to Daniele about the HOH competition and how they both came up with their final answer, etc. (They were excited and talking normal as if they had no problems at all.)

Kail goes into Mike's room to talk to him while he makes the beds. She says she wants to call out a 2-person alliance with Zach and Nick and wants to know who she should call it out to. Kail decides on Dustin and asks Mike if he wants to come along and he tells her no. Kail goes into Amber's room and talks to Amber and Dustin asking them what they would do in her situation. Kail also tells them that the only reason she campaigned against Dick was because he threatened to go after Mike (she "was just protecting her alliance"). Kail left so Amber and Dustin could decide what they should say to her. Then Amber and Dustin proceeded to speak in codes - Purple, Gold, Red, Yellow, Pink, etc. (I think Kail may have been "purple," Nick was possibly "orange", and Daniele was either "gold" or "yellow" - the conversation was soooooo full of gossip and valuable information, it would have been great if I had known who was who for sure.) Dustin then went into Mike's room and talked to Mike and Kail about what to do. At some point, Mike left so that Dustin and Kail could talk. The conversation didn't get very far before Dick walked into the room and started babbling about his clothes being all wrinkled from being packed in his bag for the last 24 hours. He also said that he was not going to sleep in the HOH room; he just wanted to use the HOH bathroom. He was giving the room up to ?? (Daniele and, I think, another girl). His reasoning was that because he goes to be so late, he didn't want to wake people up so he would just sleep in his normal bed. Dustin asked, "Well wouldn't that be more reason to sleep up in the HOH room?" Dick responded with, "Oh well, I didn't think of it that way. I was just trying to be nice to the girls and let them sleep up there." Eventually Dick, Dustin, and Kail went their separate ways and later Kail talked to Amber in the bathroom and Kail decided that she would wake up and talk to Dick around 4 am (before Dick goes to bed). Then they walked out to the dining room and talked for a while. Kail repeated herself soo many times that she finally messed up and gave up Zach's name to Amber. (Up until this point, Kail was so ridiculous about making sure NOT to say Zach and Nick's names - she referred to the Mrs. Robinson alliance as Mike and her over here and "these two people over here" - she was using her fingers to show who was in what alliance and where they stood.) So Kail and Amber told Dustin about Zach so he would be up-to-date. (All in all, Kail made an ass of herself tonight.) She kept saying to everyone that she's not "exposing the two other people now because there's a chance she could go on the block." (Yeah, right - everyone she talked to tonight could see right through her - and, quite honestly, I was getting sick of her myself.)

After Kail had gone to Amber and Dustin the first time this evening and they talked quietly in codes, before they left the room to split up, Dustin said to Amber, "It's unbelievable that we have so many people on our side." Amber replied, "Oh I know. It's ridiculous, isn't it?" They both smiled at each other in a devilish way and then split up - Dustin went to Mike's room for the conversation with Kail and Mike - Amber went to get ready for bed and eventually ended up talking to Daniele and Nick in the bathroom about Kail's new ridiculous plot and they all agreed that she was full of shit, just trying to save her ass now that Dick has the power. (Amber sure has a good way of make everyone feel like she can identify with how they feel.) She must have said a hundred times to Kail, "That really sucks. I can't believe they did that to you guys (meaning Kail and Mike). It just really sucks."

Daniele, Eric, and Jessica made a little BB birthday surprise for Jameka while she was in the Diary Room. It consisted of a big bowl of BB Slop (warmed up, of course) and some kind of jelly stuff in a tube which Daniele and Eric used to write "Happy Birthday, Jameka" on the dining room table. Jameka came out of the DR about 20 minutes before midnight, so the four of them sat around waiting for midnight so they could sing to her. Meanwhile people started coming in from the patio (and everywhere else in the house) to join everyone in the dining room. The show ended with Eric being dared to lick "the stuff" off the table to which Eric replied, "only if Jessica licks the stuff off of me - better yet, my nipple." Jessica said, "Eeewwwwww. No way. Especially not your nipple." Then everyone was chanting "Go, go, go" to Eric to lick the stuff off the table. He did and......CUT