September 17, 2007

80th night - Monday

11:00am (PST) - Both Houseguests are still sleeping.

12:15pm (PST) - Dick is still in bed sleeping, while Daniele is in the backyard tanning.

2:00pm (PST) - Daniele goes into the house and back to her room to get some clothes then to the bathroom for a shower.

2:25pm (PST) - Dick comes into the bathroom and they both say "Good morning." Dick asks how she slept and Daniele says, "Alright." Dick goes into the stall and when he comes back out he says, "Last day," and Daniele responds, "Thank goodness. Tomorrow we actually get to see people we like. Real people. Good people.. Like Amber." They both laugh.

3:00pm (PST) - Dick is shaving in the bathroom at the sink, while Daniele sits on the couch and they discuss the Jury's questions and talk about some of the things that happened in the house. Daniele says, "I want my dinner," and Dick tells her, "Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Daniele asks him, "How can you forget? There's nothing else to do here!" Dick mixes up his hair dye, then goes out to have another cigarette before Daniele touches up his hair. Daniele tells him she wants to play a game of Checkers and Dick says, "After you dye my hair." Daniele plays with her hair on the bathroom couch while she waits for Dick to come back from smoking.

4:00pm (PST) - Daniele is giving Dick's hair the full treatment, while Dick complains about the drying part of the dye process and how much he hates it. He says, "Even at the salon, Cheryl is always telling me to stay under the dryer." Daniele mentions that she recently changed hairdressers and she likes her new one. She liked the other one "but it was all the way out at the Cerritos Mall." She says, "I wonder what the first thing is that Lindsay wants to tell me?"

4:10pm (PST) - Daniele asks, "Remember that cartoon Pinky and the Brain? You look like the Brain with that dryer on your head." They laugh. Dick talks about some party where he met Nicole Ritchie and Daniele says, "Okay Jen!” Dick wonders, "Do you think Nicole Ritchie is in rehab? Or jail? Do you think Paris Hilton is out of jail yet?" and Daniele says, "Yes. She got out of jail right before we came in here. I hope Lindsay Lohan's in jail." [cut] They are talking about Jen again. Dick reads his bottle of hair dye, "Rock Star Hair Color. What's the color on here? Oh, Red Corvette."

4:40pm (PST) - Dick takes a shower and realizes his clothes are in the dryer, then sings a little song, "Motherfucker, motherfucker." Dick gets out of the shower and stands at the mirror and tries to scrub a dye mark off his forehead. Dick calls to Daniele, "It looks really good. Thanks." Daniele responds something that cannot be heard too well. Daniele starts shouting, "FREEDOM! FREEDOM!"

4:45pm (PST) - Dick is in the backyard smoking and spitting.

6:10pm (PST) - Dick plays cards in the Kitchen, Daniele naps.

6:50pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are both sleeping and Big Brother calls for an outdoor lockdown. They both hope it's for their dinner.

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THEIR DINNER
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7:30pm (PST) - They’re at the Dining Room table playing Checkers. They intermittently rehash the summer with a little Houseguest bashing thrown in for good measure. Daniele comments about when the Mad Hatter crew visited them, Zach woke everyone else up but them. She meant to say something, but kept forgetting with all the things that were happening.

8:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still playing War with the cards at the Dining Room table. They both seem to be in a good mood. Daniele talks about how she was not a happy camper when Zach won HOH. She says she threw down her answer board before remembering people out in TV land were still watching, then she told Zach, "Congrats," and hugged him. Dick still thinks they got ripped off by not getting to play for a car as a prize. They do a little Houseguest bashing. Daniele says she's starving. Daniele jokes, "What you don't know is that tomorrow you are going to have to stand in a tank with freezing cold water to get the money while Jen swims around in it," then says, "What a freaking summer. There's been some really awful times. There's been great times too.. But just every memory with Jen in it.." Dick says, "Memories of Jen puts a look on your face like you just smelled a fart," and Daniele says, "Just thinking about Jen disgusts me."

Dick keeps winning the game and taking Daniele's cards, saying, "Sucker," while Daniele teases, "Shut up!" She wonders when the new TV shows will start and Dick says, "Well, there's a new reality show starting," and gives Daniele a funny look. Daniele recounts many of Amber's stories and when she gets to one that Dick hasn't heard before, he tells her to "Stop!" because he doesn't want to think about Amber having sex. Daniele laughs about how ridiculous Amber was when she said she didn't want her daughter to hear the bad things that Dick was saying about her on the feeds, but it was okay for her daughter to hear her "Bloody Balls" story. They both agree that Amber is a mental case and they think Big Brother withheld her meds on purpose. Dick continues to talk in funny voices while the game of War goes on.

10:30pm (PST) - "Hi dad" was apparently Daniele's first words according to Dick - She was mimicking her older brother Vincent. Dick and Daniele are playing cards and talking about Vincent, the embellish storyteller, not talking to Jackie [ex] anymore and Dick's old girlfriend finding him on his Myspace. They start making fun of HouseGuests and how they will act tomorrow. "I do think it's funny.. some people become so bitter for not making the final two," Daniele says imitating Jen, "I don't respect you as human beings." The card game continues.

10:40pm (PST) - "Tomorrow we can talk about our Diary Rooms all we want motherfucker!" Dick yells jokingly back to the Big Brother announcer after being warned about not talking about Diary Room sessions. Big Brother responds, “Thank you." Daniele says, "There is no way people can watch this show and not hate her [Jen]. I hope Chicken George despises her." Daniele then wonders, "If people in real life who know you and hate you caught this show and saw you..” Dick interupts, “There's a lot of people who like me you know."

10:50pm (PST) - Daniele says, "I wonder what's going to happen tomorrow." Dick tells her the vote will be at the end and Julie will talk about "boring nonsense" and that they'll edit "2 hours worth of crap." Daniele asks Dick, “What's wrong with you? You look like crap all of a sudden." Dick laughs and says, "I'm tired," and says he wants dessert. Their conversation continues as they jump from one subject to another. Daniele wonders if they will show the banner at tomorrow's finale and says, “Everything is a pity party for Amber... Everything.” They go on to discuss Amber not shutting up about her boyfriend proposing and make fun of her. Daniele asks Dick, "What's Vincent’s new phone number. 562 that's all I know." Dick tells Vincent to bring his Mac computer, some gum, his phone, and the charger. Daniele adds, "And a gun." They start Veto reminiscing.

11:00pm (PST) - They start making fun of Joe and his "Super Sexy Six" and "Velvet Mafia" alliances and call him "Stupid Joe," then they laugh about how it fell apart when he tried recruiting Eric. Daniele asks, "When do you think we get paid?" Dick answers, "Soon I hope." Daniele says, “Me? I've got places to go people to see and bills to pay." Dick says, “Everyone needs it except for Jen.” Daniele is under the impression they get it at the Wrap Party.

11:20pm (PST) - Dick is looking really tired and tells the cameras, “Last night!" He yawns and says, "I'm tired." Daniele is doing her last-minute laundry. [Showtoo is scrolling a message thanking "all our loyal viewers this summer."] Dick heads indoors and tells Daniele he’s tired but if he goes to bed now he’ll be up at 3am and awake all night.

11:30pm (PST) - Dick comes out of the bathroom and Daniele has dessert set up. Dick says, "What with all the flies" while swatting them away. Daniele tells him, “They add flavor." They start to eat and Daniele says, "This house." Dick adds, "These people," and Daniele responds, “This summer must end...TODAY." They start playful bickering back and forth - things like, “You're annoying" and "You're an idiot."

11:40pm (PST) - Daniele wonders if anyone watching The Power of 10 that didn't watch Big Brother tuned in after seeing them. Dick says, “With Amber? Are you kidding?" They start Amber bashing and Dick makes fun of how she didn't know what scrutinized meant. Daniele says, “Every time she cried she thought the audience loved her more.” Daniele comments when she gets out she "would die if Amber was really America's Favorite." Daniele tells Dick that the Diary Room was asking "Bizarro questions about you" and gets a Big Brother warning.

11:50pm (PST) - Dick talks about going to bed within the hour while Daniele is on a sugar high. She’s meowing and gets a warning from Big Brother, "Please stop singing.” Dick and Daniele resume their game of cards. Daniele asks Dick, "Are you really going to bed?" Dick tells her he’s tired but Daniele says she's bored. Dick reminds her that a while ago she told him he look like hell. She corrects him and says, “I told you that you looked like crap!” Dick talks about Eric, saying, "Eric has more respect for the game." Daniele says, “She was surprised he didn't have them do Rock, Paper, Scissors.”

12:00am (PST) - Daniele realizes they forgot to say goodbye to Showtime, so they both say, “Goodbye Showtime.” They are still playing War and bashing other Houseguests. Daniele says, “The stupidest competition name was ‘Tickle Me Veto’. Isn't that awful? What a horrible name." Dick says to Big Brother, “If you guys need some writers, I'm free after I leave." Daniele tells Dick, “And the commentary has stopped." Dick questions, "What? From me?" and Daniele answers, "Yeah."

12:15am (PST) - Dick is outside by himself smoking and talking to himself. As he heads inside, the scene cuts.

12:40am (PST) - The Feeds come back as Dick and Daniele are in the bathroom bashing and mocking other Houseguests. They continue to do this for a while.

3:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting at the Breakfast Bar talking about past Houseguests, using one word to describe every one of them.

Daniele's List: Kail – Ambiguous; Jameka – Reserved; Nick – Genuine [she originally said "Smitten"]; Carol – Average; Eric – Quirky; Amber – Fake; Joe – Hysterical; Jen – Fable; Dustin - Mean-Spirited; Jessica – Typical Blonde Girl; Mike – Nice [Bland, but a nice guy]; and Zach – Obtuse.

Dick's List: Kail – Liar; Jameka – Hypocrite; Nick – Bad [Daniele feigns an argument with him]; Carol – Unrealistic; Eric – Player; Amber – Self-Righteous; Joe – Character; Jen – Unbelievable; Dustin – Jerk/Asshole; Jessica – Narcoleptic; Mike – Loyal [Because of his alliance]; and Zach – Tool/Bozo.

3:55am (PST) - Dick is in the backyard smoking, while Daniele sits at the Breakfast Bar.

4:50am (PST) - They’re inside again bashing other Houseguests. They make fun of Carol always wearing sweat pants. They talk about Eric and Jessica kissing on Jessica's way out of the house and about Eric's T-shirts. The Oregon Trail. Daniele gives Dick a little crap about some of his shirts and they talk about other things they would want to burn - Carol's granny panties and Amber’s Lemon Shirts. Dustin's shorts (mentioning how his pubic hair stuck out) along with his gray t-shirts and Capri pants. All of Jen’s bathing suits and her shirts, as well as Jessica’s slippers and the "Too Pretty To Work" shirt. They both agree that Mike needed to actually wear more shirts. Zach’s hook necklaces and the Dolphin Crash collection. They talk about whether or not they will get an 11am wake-up call, but decide they don't think they will. Dick heads to the backyard for a cigarette and tells Daniele to think of some more "good ones."

5:05am (PST) - Daniele has been plucking her eyebrows, while Dick is outside smoking. When he comes back in they talk about slogans and memorable quotes for the other Houseguests t-shirts. Daniele comes up with a new nickname for Amber - “Wamber” - then says, "Did you hear that America?" They both say the whole house would have used it and wish they had come up with the name months ago. Daniele is mad now that she just came up with it.

6:00am (PST) - Dick says the Dick at Night show is going off the air. This is the last night. He says he's been having a nice time with his daughter. He says she was in a bad mood after the questions, but she was fine after a little while. He thinks Saturday will be the day they start getting back to their life but he doesn't really know. He is laughing that he was mean to people and still made it to the final two and says the best part of all was winning the last competition. He thinks it's going to take a month or so to get back to real life. It's going to take him two days just to watch the show. He’s going to have fun on the message boards and catching up with everybody.

6:30am (PST) - Both Houseguets are sleeping.

September 16, 2007

79th night - Sunday

11:15am (PST) - Both Houseguests are still sleeping.

11:30am (PST) - Daniele wakes up, gets herself together, then goes outside to tan by the pool.

12:25pm (PST) - Dick gets out of bed to go to the bathroom, then goes back to bed.

12:55pm (PST) - Dick rolls over in the bed and says, “I can’t even believe she said she had the hardest game when all she did was cuddle with Nick for fucking four weeks. Shut up.” Daniele is back in bed sleeping.

1:10pm (PST) - Daniele is still sleeping, while Dick is in the backyard smoking, hacking, coughing, and spitting.

1:45pm (PST) - Dick is making himself some pancakes .

3:15pm (PST) - Dick is in the hot tub and Daniele is still sleeping.

3:55pm (PST) - Dick talks to himself, while Daniele continues to sleep.

5:00pm (PST) - Daniele is still sleeping in her bed with the lights off and Dick is sleeping outside on the patio couch.

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THE CBS SHOW
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6:05pm (PST) - Dick is still sleeping in the backyard, while Daniele decides to join the living. She goes to the bathroom, puts on jeans and a t-shirt, and freshens up her hair and makeup. Daniele eats a handful of grapes and climbs back into bed.

6:15pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are both moving around the house. Dick asks her a question and she answers, "No," and goes into the Diary Room.

6:25pm (PST) - Dick goes into Daniele's room to tell her that dinner is about ready and she doesn't answer, so he walks to the other side of the bed and tells her not to worry about them, "Those people don't matter." She's crying and says she just wants to go home, so Dick tries to cheer her up by bashing the others. He says, "We are the ones that are still here. Nobody has played the game the way we have. We are the best of all the seasons... I'll be back to get you when dinner is ready. Okay?" She replies, "Okay," and continues to cry, while Dick goes back to the Kitchen to finish making dinner.

Daniele gets out of bed and goes to the Kitchen to start setting the table. Neither one of them are talking. Dick is chopping something and hands her a box, asking her to see how long it takes to cook and at what temperature. She says, "Four minutes at 350 degrees." Dick talks about Eric's question and says, "Fuck 'em." [cut]

6:45pm (PST) - They talk about Amber calling Daniele "pathetic" and they both agree that Amber is pathetic. Dick says, "Trust me, Amber is going to come off as such a bitch on the show and on that question. It's sure not going to advance her cause any." Daniele goes to the Food Storage Room to get muffins and they are green.
While she's gone, Dick sets the oven on fire! He takes the burnt food out and throws water into the oven. [cut] Big Brother calls for an outdoor lockdown for safety reasons.

7:00pm (PST) - Daniele tells Dick his answers upset her because it sounded like he was campaigning. She says, “You said how you did all the dirty work. That was all you. I wasn't involved in anything you did. I had to play two games in the house - my own game and making amends for all the stuff you did to other people. I had to apologize to everyone.” He keeps telling her that he's sorry, saying, "I didn't mean things the way you are taking them. I was just answering the questions."

The outdoor lockdown is over and they go inside to eat dinner. Daniele points out that Jessica was extremely rude to her and Dick says, "I don't understand why she was." Daniele explains that it's because they all think he carried her through the game. Dick says that she [Jessica] never did anything in the game and she just did what Eric told her to. He says, “So Jessica, what was your backup plan if Eric was evicted?.. To sleep all day?”

7:45pm (PST) - Big Brother calls them both to the Diary Room.

8:15pm (PST) - They discuss the jury inquisition again and talk about how Dustin asked them what they learned from each Houseguest. Daniele says she's pissed about a comment he made about her saying she carried her father as far as she could in the game. They both say Jessica seemed to be the most bitter Jury Member and seemed to be holding things against them. Jessica had asked them who they would have taken to Final Two if it wasn’t each other and they both had said that them failing wasn’t an option. They both got the impression that Jessica just wanted them to admit it was Zach and Jameka. They both think that out of all the Jury Members, Eric and Zach seemed the least bitter. Dick thinks the vote will be close, like 3 - 4, but Daniele thinks it will be a landslide.

9:10pm (PST) - Dick is in the backyard smoking, while Daniele paints her nails.

9:35pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele rehash this season, the Houseguests, and the show. They seem really bored.

10:15pm (PST) - They're playing checkers and talking.

11:35pm (PST) - Daniele makes a mess with the latex paint on the floor saying, "It will peel off." Big Brother keeps telling her, "Knock it off," and she asks, "Are you sure I can't do this? It will peel right off." Big Brother says again, "Knock it off," and she replies, “You guys suck." Daniele complains, "There's nothing to do. I hear chitter chatter behind the door." [Someone is knocking on the door.]

12:05am (PST) - They’re talking about and bashing Houseguests, saying Eric told them, "You're lucky I left in a fast forward week." They laugh about how if they had so much power then why are they gone. [cut] Daniele is looking over a menu.

On the feeds, the producer is heard going over "what other alternatives there are" and Daniele jokingly says, “Isn't there a Blockbuster down the street?" [cut]

12:30am (PST) - Dick and Daniele go over the menu for tomorrow night's dinner. They talk to the production staff about gag reels. Then, Dick goes outside for a cigarette, while Daniele goes into the Diary Room to turn in thier orders. When she comes out, she teases Dick about how they said they couldn't get his filet mignon then says she's kidding. She goes back in the house and Dick says, "I'm glad she's in a good mood. It's a far cry from yesterday... I can't wait to get out of here." Daniele pokes her head back out and says, "Soon as you're ready." [Big Brother is allowing them to watch a movie.] She goes back in and gets the popcorn and sodas ready.

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THE MOVIE
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5:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are outside talking about their game play and that of the other Houseguests. They also discuss America's Choice saying maybe America will choose who wins a car. Daniele states, "It better be me.” Dick lays down on the floor, while Daniele sits at the Breakfast Bar and they talk about how Dick’s mom is going to come to the Finale incognito. Dick says, "She will be wearing sunglasses and a hat," and Daniele adds, "She'll be wearing a fanny pack. We should have stole one of Jen’s bedazzled fanny packs for her.” Dick says, “She will be wearing those awful jeans, a long t-shirt, and a fanny pack.” They are both laughing. Daniele laughs, “And those flip flops with socks,” Dick agrees, “Yeah.” They both find it very amusing. They start making jokes about "how grandma dances" and Daniele gets up to demonstrate how it looks. They both are cracking up now. They wonder what she will say about each Houseguest and talk about how Jameka called her a bitch and how Eric said that was the funniest thing all season.

5:25am (PST) - Daniele comes out of the bathroom and changes into her pajamas, while Dick stands under a blanket to change into his boxers. While Dick gets in bed, Daniele says, "Goodnight," and Dick responds, "Oh, goodnight. I'll see you tomorrow." They're both in bed.

6:10am (PST) - Dick gets up again because he can't sleep. He goes out to the backyard to smoke, then Daniele gets up because she can't sleep. When Dick comes in, she tells him she has indigestion and they discuss what flavor of Tums she likes best. They both seem to be in a good mood. They make breakfast and bash Houseguests, then talk about their jobs. Daniele says that her and grandma go to Mimi's Cafe a lot and she loves it. They always order the same thing.

6:45am (PST) - They are sitting at the Breakfast Bar, eating breakfast and talking about which Houseguest they think Vincent must have hated the most, besides Jen, "because Jen is a given." They talk about how Mike stayed upstairs on Day 2 for like six hours; it was so long that they thought he had found a secret room or something. They discuss all the protein shakes people were drinking in the house, especially Mike. They move on to Amber and how she said she loved her dog as much as her daughter, how she cried so much and how she spells CaCa. Daniele says, "C-O-C-K-A. Cocka. I'm sure. Who spells it that way? And she argued with us about it. I hope she doesn't tell her daughter that's how it is spelled.” Jen is bashed here and there throughout the conversation. They wonder what will happen when everyone finds out Dick was a finalist for Season Five, and that both Dick and Daniele were finalists for Season Six. Dick wonders especially what Kail's reaction will be because he really railed on her for trying out so many times for the show.

6:55am (PST) - They clean up their dishes and talk about how some of the Houseguests never did the dishes. Dick says, "I can't believe I caught those taco shells on fire," and laughs. He asks, "Who is the maddest at me?" and Daniele replies, "Dustin." Dick says he thought it would be Nick.

7:45am (PST) - There is a lot of banging in the walls and Daniele giggles and says, "Are you freaking kidding?" The banging continues for another ten minutes and Daniele unhappily mumbles, "You're kidding."

8:10am (PST) - Dick is in bed semi-awake and mumbles a bunch of garbled mumbo-jumbo, then says, "Ow!" He farts and rolls over to his back.

8:15am (PST) - Both Houseguests are sleeping.

September 15, 2007

78th night - Saturday

(The Jury questions the Final Two)

11:40am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still sleeping.

12:15pm (PST) - Daniele gets up and starts to get herself ready for the day.

12:40pm (PST) - Daniele takes a shower.

1:25pm (PST) - Daniele is curling her hair and Dick is still sleeping.

2:00pm (PST) - Daniele is still working on her hair, while Dick continues to sleep.

2:15pm (PST) - Daniele finishes her hair and goes to get something to eat. She sits at the Breakfast Bar. Dick is still in bed sleeping.

2:45pm (PST) - Daniele gets up to go to the Food Storage Room. She goes through the cabinets, finds a bag of chips, eats one, and looks around some more before exiting the Storage Room eating the chips. She goes back to the Kitchen and reads the back of a chocolate chip package. She gets out a large pan, flour, and other ingredients to make chocolate chip cookie bars. She eats more chips, goes to the Food Storage Room again, then back to the Kitchen.

3:15pm (PST) - Dick gets up and makes his bed. Daniele cleans up the Kitchen after finishing up with her baking. Dick goes to take a shower.

3:35pm (PST) - Daniele is sitting at the Dining Room table looking unhappy. Dick is rocking out in the shower. He asks Daniele what time she got up and Daniele answers, "12:00pm." Dick compliments her, "Your hair looks nice," and Daniele replies, "Thank you."

3:45pm (PST) - Daniele gets back in bed. Dick is in his bedroom putting on his pair of boots. He goes to the Kitchen, gets his sunglasses off the counter, pours himself some Sprite, then goes outside for a cigarette. After a few coughs, some spitting, and a burp, he says how sore he is.

4:00pm (PST) - Dick finishes his cigarette and goes inside to ask Daniele if she's okay. She says, "You keep asking me if I'm alright. I told you I don't feel good." Dick responds, "I know. That's why I wondered if you're okay," then goes to the Food Storage Room and looks around, "I thought we had steak." He goes to the bathroom and shaves, then to his bedroom to fix and spray his hair. He goes back out to the patio and starts to redo his fingernails. Out of nowhere he says, "Still a fucking pain in the ass."

4:20pm (PST) - Dick goes inside for a minute, then comes back out to the patio and lights a cigarette. He shakes the nail polish bottle and pulls a muscle in his shoulder, "Ay chiahua."

4:30pm (PST) - Dick says, "We won. We won. We won... It hasn't sunk in yet." He starts to paint his nails and laughs, "That's disastrous," then laughs again, "Jameka called my momma a bitch." He laughs hysterically.

4:50pm (PST) - Dick gets up says, "What time is it? Come on. Let's get the fuckin' show on the road. Come on!" He opens the patio door to see that it's almost five o'clock, "I thought it would have been done a long time ago. I'm hungry... No wonder it's almost five." Dick goes back to sit on the patio couch again and blows his nails dry. He gets up and goes inside to the Diary Room and he can be heard saying, "Just a quick question..." [cut]

4:55pm (PST) - Dick goes to use the bathroom, washes his hands, and stops to check on Daniele. He asks her if she wants anything to eat, drink, or for him to rub her back. She says, "No," and he says, "Just let me know if you need anything," then he leaves.

5:05pm (PST) - Dick goes to the backyard and starts to play Solitaire. Daniele gets up and uses the bathroom, washes her hands, and starts picking at her face. She goes to the Food Storage Room, gets some tampons, and goes back to the bathroom again. She touches up her make-up, then goes to the Kitchen.

5:10pm (PST) - Daniele goes right outside the sliding glass door and lifts something, then goes back in without saying anything to Dick. He notices she's up and goes inside and says, "I'll just make myself a sandwich if you're not hungry." Daniele whines, "I wish they would have told us that so I didn't get ready twelve hours ahead of time. I'm really pissed. I'm sure. Why do they need to wait until it gets dark to ask us questions? That's stupid!" Dick says, "Well, they must need it dark at the Jury House. There's some reason. Something we haven't seen on TV. We just never noticed it before..." [cut] Dick and Daniele talk about what the questions will be. Daniele asks, "Who will have the stupidest question?" and Dick answers, "Jen." Daniele says, "No. Zach's will be the stupidest." Daniele says she sees a lot of Dick's question's being about him being such a jerk. They discuss whether or not Eric and Jessica will be angry and if they'll be able to get over the fact that Dick and Daniele turned on them.

5:20pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting at the Dining Room table still speculating about what the Jury's questions will be. Zach's will probably be something about himself. Jen's too, of course. Daniele asks, "What will Amber's be?" and Dick replies, "God only knows." Daniele says, "The Control Center is that room up by the HOH and it's three stories." When Dick asks how she knows that, she gives no satisfactory answer. Daniele says Jen's question will be something like "What's my favorite movie?" or "I'm gonna vote for the one who knows me the best." She says someone's gonna have an off-the-wall question like that and Dick says he can see it being Jen. Daniele comments that she doesn't think its fair that the Jury will be able to see them, but they won't be able to see the Jury. They discuss whether or not, during the Finale show, the Jury will come back into the house and they [Dick and Daniele] will sit in the Nomination seats.

5:45pm (PST) - Daniele is sitting on the floor in her bedroom, rummaging through her bag. Dick goes into his bedroom, where a red shirt is laid out on the bed. Dick moves the shirt, straightens the bedspread, and stretches out. They still seem to be waiting. No conversation.

5:55pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are both sleeping.

7:30pm (PST) - Daniele gets up and goes to use the bathroom, washes her hands, touches up her makeup, and plugs in the curling iron. She goes to the Kitchen to get one of the cookie bars that she made earlier and a drink. She sits down at the Breakfast Bar and eats some red Fritos. Dick is still laying on his bed sleeping.

7:45pm (PST) - Daniele is curling her hair for the second time today. Dick is still sleeping soundly.

7:50pm (PST) - Big Brother gives a quick wake up call. Dick gets up, sits on the edge of his bed, and cracks his neck. He goes outside to smoke, while Daniele continues to curl her hair.

8:00pm (PST) - Daniele finishs her hair (in only fifteen minutes this time) and touches up her eye make-up. Dick comes back in and Daniele says, "I want to get this stupid thing over." Dick says, "Four more hours [Jury questions will be at midnight]," then, "I thought I slept longer than I did." He goes to use the bathroom and washes his hands. Daniele says, "They've been playing the Big Brother song for over an hour and I can't figure out where it's coming from and it's driving me crazy!"

8:10pm (PST) - While playing cards, Dick asks if Daniele is nervous and she says, "No. I just want this stupid thing to be over. I don't feel good and I want to go to bed." Dick says, "I can see people really being nervous about this part of the game in the past." A loud noise is heard from upstairs and they both stop their card game and look up. Dick says, "I think they took over the HOH. I heard a lot of noises up there last night. It was like construction sounds. Ya know what I mean?" After five minutes of playing cards in silence, Dick says, "That's quite a comeback from only two cards." Daniele comments, "They probably have to wait until twelve o'clock because it's after Showtime," and Dick agrees, "That's exactly what I was thinking." More silence as card game continues.

8:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still playing War at the Dining Room table.

9:00pm (PST) - Daniele says, "If you're actually watching, get a life," and Dick agrees, "Yeah. What she said." Daniele says, "Or at least better taste in television." They do a little Zach bashing. They speculate on whether or not Jen's wearing the unitard around the Jury House. Daniele was surprised she wasn't wearing it on the video. She wonders if Jen will end up selling it on eBay, "Who'd want to buy it? Zach." Dick highlights the posting, "Big Brother 8 red unitard worn by star of show with no panties. Crust included." They mention that Will sold his big brother bag on eBay and got a few hundred dollars for it. They're surprised it wasn't for more. They jokes about Jen starting a Jenius clothing line. They seem to think that one of her phrases (possibly Jenuine) already had a clothing line or website by someone else and Jen has now ruined it.

9:25pm (PST) - Dick goes outside to smoke a cigarette, while Daniele continues to sit at the Dining Room table. She tilting her chair back and zoning out. Dick comes back in and they continue to play cards and talk about past competitions. Dick talks about being locked up with Jen in the HOH room and how awful it was. Daniele suddenly is in a mood and won't play the game with Dick. She keeps repeating, "No," while Dick tries to convince her to play something. Daniele says, "Wake me up on Thursday and tell me if I won," and Dick asks, "Why you don't want to know if I won?" Daniele leaves the room and Dick plays with the dice, saying, "Two more hours until Jury questions." Daniele leaves the bathroom moaning. Dick asks, "What do you want to do?" and she doesn't respond. He says, "I'm bored and you're bored. Let's do something." They talk about asking Big Brother if they can have a movie. They argue a little bit.

10:15pm (PST) - They finish their first round of speed - Dick won. They start a second game and finish - Daniele won. Dick says, "I don't like this game. You always win," and Daniele reminds him, "But you just won." They decide to play a game of War. They look at the ceiling and talk about the lights.

10:30pm (PST) - Dick asks Daniele, "Did you use that hair stuff they gave you?" She says she did, but when Dick asks her if it worked, she says, "Not really," sounding annoyed. Then she says, "I'm gonna go lay down," and goes to her room. Alone, Dick sighs heavily and says, "Why can't she be happy, man? It's over.. Done.. We won! I can understand not feeling well, but God dang."

10:45pm (PST) - Daniele is still in her bedroom resting, while Dick is outside lying down of the patio couch. Dick asks himself, "How is it that my bigger concern is my fucked up relationship with my daughter, than the money? I guess it's pretty easy." He lays on the couch quietly for a while, then gets up, and goes inside to his bedroom for a nap.

11:00pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still napping in their own rooms. Nothing going on.

11:25pm (PST) - Big Brother announces, very loudly, "Dick, please go to the Diary Room," and Dick jolts out of bed. Still half asleep, he says, "I'll be right there," and stops in the bathroom before going to the Diary Room. The announcement also wakes Daniele up and she wanders off to the Kitchen.

11:30pm (PST) - Dick comes out of the Diary Room and says, "Big Brother wants us up and perky." Big Brother had also told him they can pick what order they want to do their statements in and he tells Daniele, "You can go first. Is that alright?" and she shrugs, "Yes," then continues to do her hair.

Dick goes outside to smoke a cigarette and says to himself, "Two more days and it's over. Everything is over."

11:45pm (PST) - Daniele is still in the bathroom working on her hair and make-up, while Dick is in his bedroom assembling just the right outfit for the Jury questions. He chooses a bright red shirt, over a wife-beater, and ripped jeans. Dick then goes to the Kitchen to take out the trash and Daniele tells him, "Don't say anything about my age, please." He agrees as he pulls out a giant trash bag to put in the tiny trashcan in the Kitchen. Dick goes to the bathroom again, while Daniele finds something to snack on.

11:55pm (PST) - Dick is drinking some soda in the Kitchen, then heads to the hot seat in the Living room where Daniele is waiting in hers. Dick comments, "These chairs aren't all that comfortable." Daniele asks, "Are you going to still say that to Jen?" and Dick says, "Her question will be all about her." Daniele responds, "She'll ask 'What movie is your favorite movie?' or ask how she's ranked on America's favorite and whoever gets the higher number gets her vote." Dick says, "It's weird we don't get to see them," and Daniele replies, "That's stupid. It couldn't be that hard if they get to see us." Dick fiddles with his microphone and Daniele tells him, "This is awkward. I don't want to talk to them anyway. We evicted them. It should be over." Dick responds, "I know. Dustin's question is probably going to be snotty," and Daniele says, "Oh, duh."

12:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting on the purple nomination seats in the Living room. A woman's voice is heard on the loudspeaker, "Hey guys." Dick replies, "Hey Allison [Executive Producer Allison Grodner]," and she answers back, "You look cute in those purple chairs but I need you to..." [cut]

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JURY QUESTIONS
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1:40am (PST) - Daniele is laying in bed and looks really mad. Dick is outside smoking a cigarette. He looks upset and says to himself, "Great. Something else for her to be pissed at me about. Un-fuckin-believable... How did I not know she would be pissed at me? It's always a Catch-22 with Daniele." He's spitting like crazy, saying, "Maybe she's right. Oh, this is going to be a long two days, man."

1:50am (PST) - Dick goes inside to the bathroom and asks, "Are you in here?" He apologizes to Daniele and she complains, "All my questions were about my personal life and being carried in your shadows. All those people and they didn't credit me for anything... They accused me of flying uder the radar. It sucks. It just sucks. People were laughing in the background when I was answering the questions." Dick responds, "I didn't carry you," and Daniele says, "That's not how they see it." Dick tells her, "We're here and they're there." She complains that Dick didn't have it harder in the game like he told the Jury. She cries, "I'm so over this. They only saw me for my personal life. I'm over this.. So over this.. I just want to go home."

2:00am (PST) - Dick is in his bedroom staring blankly at the ceiling. He says, "Fucked up! Can't win with Daniele.. I had a better relationship with those people. A lot of that stemmed from Nick. I warned her and she didn't listen." He goes out to the backyard, "Why shouldn't she be happy right now?... It's sealed and I won... Playing against your daughter - there's no winning... I wished we could have shared it... And it wasn't fair how they looked at it. She's never been happy in this game.. Maybe in the competitions, but other than that, there's been so much complaining."

3:00am (PST) - Dick is playing Solitaire at the Breakfast bar and doing laundry. Daniele is in her bed wide awake.

6:30am (PST) - Daniele is still in bed and Dick is pacing in the backyard, talking and smoking. He goes inside to play more Solitaire. Dick appears to be deep in thought about something.

7:00am (PST) - Dick is laying on the Dining Room floor staring at the ceiling, deep in thought, and kind of down. He's also very gassy. He says, "If I win, there won’t be that much pleasure in beating my daughter. I won’t be able to enjoy it, like I would if I beat any one of those motherfuckers on the Jury. She comes off so tough. She has all of her shit together. She just turned 21, but she’s still a fragile little girl no matter what a pain in the ass she is. If I win, she'll never see it for what it is. It will be her not getting credit for what she did. It will be her being in my shadow."

7:30am (PST) - Dick goes to his bedroom, gets in bed, cries a little, and goes to sleep.

8:30am (PST) - Both Houseguests are sleeping. Dick is still very gassy.

September 14, 2007

77th night - Friday

9:00am (PST) - Both Dick and Daniele are still sleeping - Daniele in Amber's old bed and Dick in his bedroom.

11:00am (PST) - Both of them are still sleeping, as there is nothing planned for today.

12:50pm (PST) - Dick gets up, goes outside, and finds the drink he misplaced last night.

1:25pm (PST) - Dick is vacuuming his bedroom and Danielle is sitting on the couch in the backyard.

2:00pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are in the backyard talking about their Myspace accounts and how many friends requests they will have when they get back. Dick thinks it’s weird that they’ll have “fans” when they get out of the house.

3:00pm (PST) - Dick is in the hot tub, while Daniele takes a nap.

3:15pm (PST) - Dick folds some laundry, says a few things about Jen (nothing we all haven't heard before), and goes to the Kitchen to eat some leftovers from last night. When he's done, he goes outside to have a cigarette and expels a generous amount of gas.

4:00pm (PST) - Daniele gets up, goes outside to sit in the tea cup and goes for a spin. Dick comes back outside and Daniele gets called to the Diary Room. Big Brother tells Dick to put his microphone, so he goes back to his bedroom to get it.

4:20pm (PST) - Daniele comes out of the Diary Room and joins Dick outside and they talk about Jen. Daniele complains that by waking up on their own this morning, they didn't get any music. They wonder what's going on in the Jury House. They think Amber probably cried on The Early Show and House Calls. They talk about which former Houseguests they can't wait to see when the show is over. Daniele says she doesn't think she will keep in contact with many of "these people," and Dick agrees, "Me, too." Dick continues, "A lot of them are going to hate me after they see my Diary Rooms." Daniele mentions, "I can see Zach stalking me after the show."

4:30pm (PST) - They talked about who they think is America's Favorite. Daniele gets called to the Diary Room again, Dick stays outside. He tells a bug, "Get the fuck out of here!" Daniele comes back out of the Diary Room and the scene frequently cuts out because she talks about the questions from the Diary Room, "One was about how I'm going to sell you out..." They wonder if Zach cried after he was evicted. Daniele wonders what time the Jury questions are going to be tomorrow. They talk about what they will be asked and how this year Big Brother didn't add anything new. Dick talks to the bugs again.

5:00pm (PST) - Dick gets irritated that Daniele isn't impressed that he's friends with the lead singer of Suicidal Tendencies. He goes inside and comes back out, saying, "I'm saving this other candy bar for you. Do you want it?" and Daniele whines, "Noooo." Dick responds, "Fine. I'm gonna eat it," and sits down again, while Daniele goes inside and upstairs to lay on the couch, outside the HOH room, to pout.

After a little while, Daniele goes to search through her bags. Dick is still on the patio and says, "I think we've spent too much time together. I think we need some time apart - Not two years, but at least two days."

Daniele goes to the Workout Room and gets on the treadmill. Dick goes into the Food Storage Room and laughs, "That's so cool. She'll be very happy." He calls for her, but doesn't know she's in the Workout Room. He takes out the trash and complains about the ants.

5:30pm (PST) - Dick takes the package he got in the Food Storage Room to Daniele. He says, "White hair powder and Twix," and Daniele responds, "Thanks, Big Brother." Dick wants to try a Twix bar, but Daniele tells him, "Just one. It has to last five days."

6:00pm (PST) - Dick goes outside to paint his nails, while Daniele stays inside sitting at the Breakfast Bar. The camera is zooming in and out on the nail polish. He's remarkably good at painting his nails - no mess! Dick swears at the bugs again.

6:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are chatting, while Dick chops vegetables. They talk about Jen, then Mike. They think when Mike paints a house, he does it with his shirt off. They see him as a housepainter like on "Desperate Housewives." They discuss what they will do when they get out of the house and Dick says something about Daniele going to Minnesota when she gets out and she gets all bent out of shape. Dick says, "I'm going to try to get out of my lease so I can go to Dublin, even though the weather isn't that good in the fall." They talk about going to New York to visit Eric and catch a Jets and Yankees game. Dick speculates on whether or not Vincent can take a few days off from his new job to join them. Daniele looks forward to going back to her job on one hand, but on the other, she doesn't want to have to deal with annoying people after spending the summer with those kind of people. Dick says if he were to see Jen anywhere, he would totally ignore her and pretend he doesn't even know her. They talk about how much Jen likes to drink and they can't believe that anyone would let her be a nanny to their kids with the amount that she drinks. They talk about Kail and how she couldn't see Jen for who she really was. They say Jen was only sleeping in the HOH room with Kail to kiss her butt. Daniele says Jameka loved the Nomination Ceremony where she [Daniele] put Kail up.

8:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele discuss the live feeds and how much they cost. Dick thinks maybe $5 a month. They talk about how when they get out it will take a while to get through all the information - They'll want to take a break, but at the same time, they'll want to know everything that happened. They discuss how long it will take to watch all the shows. They're interested in Julie Chen's commentary on the rival situation. Daniele comments, "It will be so nice to go to the bathroom without cameras." She mentions the first thing she did on the plane to New York was look for the camera, "It was weird that there weren't cameras everywhere."

8:20pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele talk about how they've been asked to change into specific outfits to record something. Daniele comments, "How cheesy is that episode gonna be?" She talks about the little bedroom and the scene cuts. They talk about Jen - Dick thinks she'll be very surprised about how she's perceived, "She has her own skewed perception." They finish up dinner and Daniele reminisces about Jen coming out of the Diary Room crying, after she evicted Mike. Daniele imitates her movements with her hair, "That was weird. Why would she care? She didn't care about anyone but herself." Dick adds, "She was a freak. She thought she was such a good actress." Daniele complains, "I'm not gonna do my make-up or anything! This is retarded. Suddenly different hair, different make-up!" She pretends to be Big Brother, "Um, can you two go in the bathroom and reminsce about Joe throwing the poop?" Daniele goes to the bathroom to do her make-up and when she's done, she goes outside where Dick is and says to Big Brother, "We're ready! Let's get this over with," then to Dick, "Go put on that shirt, so we can get this over with." Dick asks if they're ready for them and Daniele says, "Probably." He says, "Okay. Give me two seconds," then finishes his cigarette, and goes inside. Daniele follows him in and sits at the Dining Room table to wait for Dick to finish changing. When he's done, Daniele goes into the Diary Room to tell them, "We're freaking ready." [cut]

9:00pm (PST) - Feeds come back and Dick comments that the one thing he misses about having more people in the house is that he likes cooking, but he'd rather have other people to clean up. Daniele says, "It's pretty sad that that's the one thing you miss."

9:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele continue to clean up after dinner. Daniele tells the viewers, "Showtime, if you're watching, DON'T!" She suggests that the viewers go on-line and get a date, or get a life, or get some sleep, or both. Dick says, "Your grandmother is watching on Showtime," and Daniele replies, "I bet she isn't. I think she cancelled after the second week after Jen exposed herself and Zach streaked.. She called them up and said she wasn't paying for that kind of filth." Dick asks, "Even with us on?" and Daniele answers, "You know what she's like..." Dick says, "Yeah, maybe."

9:45pm (PST) - Daniele goes to take a nap. Big Brother gives them a collection of family games - Chinese Checkers, Parcheesi, Texas Hold 'em Poker Cards, Checkers, Chess, and Backgammon. Dick unwraps the games, but he has no one to play with.

10:00pm (PST) - Dick keeps rolling the die at the Dining Room table, informing the viewers of what he's getting. Daniele is still in bed.

10:20pm (PST) - Dick runs out of commentary for Season Seven and gives a rundown of Season Five, "Drew and Cowboy at the end... Lame... Cowboy up for All-Stars... Give me a fucking break... Lame." Dick can't remember all the cast members of Season Six, "I couldn't remember those people, except for Janelle.. Kaysar, nice guy, horrible player.. Howie, big fat tool.. All-Stars I really liked.. Is this season better than All-Stars? I don't know.. There was backstabbing there, but there was backstabbing here.. Had to be done.. Had to do it.. Chose to do it.. The backstabbing was a smart move and I was on the receiving end of it, too. Zach backstabbed us.. And a lot of backdooring this season... I wasn't put up as a replacement nominee... It's different living it, than watching it... What a fucking summer... I'm tired... I have a right to be... The pawn always goes home. If you ever play the game, don't be the pawn."

10:30pm (PST) - Dick says to himself, "Look what they would've missed if I wasn't cast.. Nobody has played this game like me before.. Good luck, if you try.. Final Two with my daughter.. How badass is that? Un-fucking-believable! Wow!.. My feet are so fucking swollen." He moans and groans a lot every time he moves or bends, "God, I'm so sore.. So tired." He goes to the hot tub to soak.

10:50pm (PST) - Dick says, "One thing I know for sure.. It will be a Danato." He tells Vincent, if he's watching, "I miss you so much.. I'll see you on Tuesday."

10:55pm (PST) - Daniele is still asleep. Dick is reminiscing about the days when the hot tub was full of people and Jen was popping out of her bathing suit, "What a skank. Rock on, motherfuckers. Rock on, Jameka." He continues to complain about the pain in his legs, "My legs... Oooo, my legs... Tomorrow.. Questions from the Jury.. Most people in the Final Two would be stressing. I couldn't give a shit. Daniele could give a shit. Who fucking cares."

11:00pm (PST) - Dick says again, "The pawn always goes home. If you ever play the game, don't be the pawn," and gives a recap of all the pawns that went home this season.

11:40pm (PST) - Dick finishes his soak in the hot tub and goes to his bedroom, "Showtime already saw my ass today. Fuck off." He says it will be nice to change clothes and be able to walk around naked. He goes back outside to smoke and repeats a lot of the same stuff he's been talking about for weeks. He talks about other Houseguests, his aches and pains, and has self-congratulatory oratories.

1:00am (PST) - Dick is sleeping in his bedroom and Daniele is sleeping in Amber's old bed.

1:55am (PST) - Dick is still sleeping. Daniele is sitting at the Dining Room table reading the instructions for one of the games and eating grapes.

2:40am (PST) - Daniele goes to the bathroom, while Dick is still sleeping. She yawns and goes back to bed.

4:15am (PST) - Dick wakes up, goes to the Kitchen, sits at the Breakfast Bar, and plays cards. Daniele is awake in bed, playing with her hair.

4:30am (PST) - Dick goes outside and says, "It's chilly," and goes back inside to get his jacket. He goes back outside, saying, "Ooo, don't know how long I'll be out here."

4:45am (PST) - Daniele gets up and, on her way to the Kitchen, scares Dick. He's cooking bacon and eggs and asks Daniele if she wants some. She answers, "Yeah."

5:15am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are sitting at the Breakfast Bar eating. Dick says, "We haven't talked about it before, but with everything that went down this summer, I think for your grandfather it will be one of the proudest moments of his life." When they finish, they both clean up. Dick washes dishes and Daniele gets a bowl of ice cream. Dick asks, "Ice cream?" and Daniele responds, "Yep," takes a bite and lets out a long "Mmmmmmm."

5:30am (PST) - Daniele reminisces, "Remember how Dustin use to get all mad about vacuuming?" They talk about how he would get really angry if anyone else did the vacuuming. Dick says they [Dustin and himself] would alternate weeks. They bash other Houseguests that either didn't clean or would do a half-assed job, like Kail, Jessica, and Eric. They continue to clean - Dick dries the dishes and Daniele is cleaning bacon splatter off the window, stove, and counter. Dick says, "This is something I thought I'd never see. Cleaning the house at 5am with my daughter." Daniele interupts, "It's 5:30am." Daniele talks about how Eric would clean the windows with 409. Dick thinks Jen was is an idiot because when she would help clean, she would do the bowls by color. They continue to bash the other Houseguests on their cleaning habits.

5:40pm (PST) - Daniele says, "Eric isn't a good looking guy. Period. He looks like a 12-year-old kid," and Dick adds, "He had the worst mannerisms." They talk about how the other Houseguests referred to him as "CEP" - "Crazy-Eyed Person," and how Jameka coined the phrase. They talk about how Zach turned into a weirdo the last week because he was stalking Jameka. They discuss how different people in the house would "change personalities" during the game. Daniele mentions that Amber had come to her and Nick and told them they should quit hanging out together. Amber had also said, "I never give wrong advice." They both laugh. Dick asks, "What's worse? Amber giving advice or Nick taking it?" They laugh hysterically. Dick says, "Amber needs some serious help. She's on a ton of meds for depression. Dustin used to give her crap about being on so many meds. Dick says that Jen should get her tubes tied and he thinks she will be fired, "There's no way I would leave my kids with her." They talk about Kail and her response of "Need to know basis" during the POV Competition. Dick says he can't wait to tell Kail that he was a finalist for Season Five and Six.

6:00am (PST) - They look at all the games and Dick tells Daniele that he loves Chinese Checkers. He says her great grandmother loved the game, too. He says he ate a Chinese Checker marble one time and pooped it out, then she [Daniele's great grandmother] saved it. They laugh. Dick tries to get her to play a game with him, but she doesn't seem interested, "I don't wanna learn."

Daniele goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Dick goes outside to smoke, cough, and spit. He says, "Fucker. Zach went home with nothing just like I said, motherfucker... What a fucking summer, man." When he's done smoking, he goes back in the house to the bathroom, where Daniele is still working on her eyebrows. He mumbles something, then goes to sit at the Breakfast Bar and play Solitaire.

6:30am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are hanging around the Kitchen. Daniele plays with the keys on the Memory Wall. She hangs her key in the POV slot and jokes around, saying, "That’s where it belongs." Dick comments, "I got more HOH’s than anyone." Daniele wants to know if Big Brother can "wake those people [the Jury] up in Mexico, so we can get these questions over with." Daniele laughs and says she heard someone burp behind the wall. Daniele asks Big Brother, “Can I get a fruit platter?” and Dick offers to cut her some fruit. Daniele whines, "Nooooooooo. I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to Big Brother." Dick responds, "You have so much attitude today." They have another whiny exchange about the playing cards. Daniele says, "I'm gonna quit bugging you," and she goes to bed.

Dick goes outside for a cigarette and talks to himself about Daniele’s attitude and how her future husband is gonna have his hands full. He says, "She always leaves. She always quits. She never talks anything out."

7:00am (PST) - Dick says he needs to go to bed, but goes back inside to play Solitaire. He keeps commenting on how loud the rats in the walls are being and keeps telling them, "Shush." [They can be heard over the feeds.]

7:15am (PST) - Dick tells the viewers, “Goodnight,” and goes to bed. [The noise in the walls is so loud, it's hard to imagine someone could sleep through it.]

8:10 am (PST) - Dick gets up and goes outside for a cigarette. [The 2nd Annual LA Run/Walk is occurring very near the Big Brother backyard. The announcer on the loudspeaker can be heard on the feeds.] Dick comments on the event, “I am the City Councilwoman of this district that helped set up this run/walk 2nd Annual Fuckin' jerk me off.. Fuck you." Dick goes back inside and says, "You think I would be interested to hear someone else's voice, but an LA City Councilwoman?"

8:20am (PST) - Dick goes back to bed. Daniele is still sleeping.

9:00am (PST) - Dick gets up again and changes into a pair of jeans. He goes outside and can hear music from the Run/Walk playing over the backyard walls. He comments, “This is the music I have to hear?” [cut] Dick sits quietly on the patio couch and smokes.

9:40am (PST) - Dick goes back to bed, wearing his blue jeans. Daniele is still sleeping. [There are constant very loud sounds behind the walls, like things being dragged across the floor, drills running, and doors slamming. They are extremely loud.]

10:40am (PST) - Both Dick and Daniele still sleeping.

September 13, 2007

76th night - Thursday

(Part 3 of the Final HOH Competition & 12th Live Eviction)
Result of Part 3 of the Final HOH Competition: Dick
Result of the 12th Live Eviction: Zach leaves the house.

9:30am (PST) - Zach is up and moving around. He goes downstairs to get something and bring it back up to his room and gets in bed.

9:55am (PST) - Big Brother announces, "Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside." Dick and Daniele wake up and everyone goes outside. Dick talks about his eye infection and Zach complains that almost everyone has had some kind of infection.

10:10am (PST) - Zack starts to talk about the blue ball falling into the tube.. [cut] Zack plucks his eyebrows and asks if they had things shooting at them during Part 2 of the HOH Competition. Daniele questions, "Shoot at us? We were under water.” [cut] Dick is sleeping, Zach is doing his laundry, and Daniele is painting her toenails. [The Production crew is seen on feeds for a second.]

10:55am (PST) - They're still on an outdoor lockdown. Dick is still sleeping. Zach and Daniele are not talking.

11:20am (PST) - Dick wakes up and smokes a cigarette. Zach is doing his laundry and is not happy, saying, "Dammit!" This is the only thing that has been said in over twenty minutes. Dick asks Daniele if it has been more than an hour and she says, "Yes." Zach sits on the washing machine.

12:00pm (PST) - Nothing is happening.

12:20pm (PST) - Big Brother announces the outdoor lockdown is over. Still nothing going on.

12:30pm (PST) - Dick is sleeping in his bedroom.

1:45pm (PST) - Daniele is in the bathroom and Dick is still sleeping.

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THE LIVE SHOW
(PART 3 OF THE FINAL HOH COMPETITION & 12TH LIVE EVICTION)
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6:00pm (PST) - There are a few quick scenes shown on the feeds. During one, Dick and Daniele are talking about past Juries. In another, Dick is bouncing off the walls over the two of them making it to Final Two.

7:50pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are coming in from an outdoor lockdown. Daniele says that Big Brother needs to have someone come and wash the dishes because she's not. She says she's kidding, then says she's only half kidding. Big Brother set up the Dining Room table with nice plates and champagne. Dick pours the drinks and says, "This is Daniele's first drink since turning twenty-one," and Daniele says, "Or is it? You think you know everything." Dick asks what she's talking about and she says she had a drink when she was on the plane. They sit down and eat dinner. General chit chat follows.

8:45pm (PST) - They finish dinner. Dick is still in the Kitchen, alone, and talking to the camera, "By now even the west coast has seen the show and everyone knows that I won HOH and we won the whole show." In the meantime, Daniele goes to move her stuff back to her own bed in the little bedroom. She's mad because she was told earlier that the little bedroom was going to be locked up. She goes into the bathroom to change clothes and complains about something else. Dick tells her, “It could be worse. You could be here with Jen or Zach!” Daniele jokes, "No. It's worse, 'cause you’re here.”

8:50pm (PST) - Dick goes outside and pumps his fists and screams, "We did it! Fucking A." He goes to check out the pool and says, "There's a bunch of crap in there." He gets the net to scoop it all out and laughs about the sign that says "Slippery when wet" and says, "Now, you paint those signs. Oh, maybe its for next year." He looks at the camera, "I’m still here, motherfuckers! Still here, motherfuckers.. Checkmate, bitch," and smiles while pumping his fists and stomping his feet. He gets a bottle of something and pour some into the hot tub, saying, "I think that will nullify some of the cow manure in there now," then says, "From playing golf out here the first night with lime and a fucking mop, hitting Eric in the balls, to being here with Daniele... The End... Fucking fairytale come true."

Daniele is sitting at the Breakfast Bar staring at the Memory Wall.

9:05pm (PST) - Dick comes back inside and sits quietly at the Breakfast Bar with Daniele. Dick breaks the silence by saying, “This house has been our whole lives for the past three months and we'll get to go back to our real lives, never coming back to the house again.” They talk about the Jury and Dick says, "Bottom line. If anyone asks you a shitty question, just say whatever you want... 'Cause who cares. We won," and Daniele responds, "Yup." Then he starts to clean up the Dining Room table and complains about how horrible Zach was at washing dishes. He asks Daniele if she wants anymore champagne and she says, "No." Dick complains, "I'm going to redo all the dishes because there's shit on every one of them,” then says, “It's 8:58pm. The show is over on the west coast, basically.. and now, everyone knows we won the game. Everybody except my friend in Hawaii - Q - He'll know in two hours.” [cut] Dick is back to complaining about Zach, saying, "Zach is such a tool," and asks what she thinks Nick’s reaction was. Daniele says, “Happy and smiling,” then Dick asks, “You think he ran around screaming?” Daniele thinks probably fists pounding and Dick laughs. Dick says, "When I would get nervous today, I would remember how I beat Eric at questions. And Eric was in a desperate situation and I beat him.. So, I knew I could beat Zach, as Zach didn't know any of these people here." Neither one of them believe Dustin’s answer to the HOH Jury question. Daniele wonders how everyone is getting along, saying, "It has to be so fake," and Dick says, “I’m sure no one is putting up with Jen's shit, whatsoever.” [The camera keeps zooming in on the bunnies on the Dining Room table, doing it doggie style.] Dick says, "The sushi was good. I enjoyed it," and Daniele agrees, then wonders why the show's not ending on Sunday. Dick explains that they show the questions on Sunday. They talk about Zach's answer to Julie when she asked him how he handled Dick berating him. Dick says, “I have to give it to him. That was hard. I was told that was the hardest HOH game ever.” Dick says he heard fans outside cheering earlier, so he thinks there were some fans around. Daniele says, "No there wasn't," and dick asks, "Didn't you hear that? We haven't heard shit all this time, then all that." Dick says he's looking forward to seeing Vincent and Grandma, but this is an experience. Daniele says, “But it's over.. It's over.” Dick responds, “I know…” Dick wonders what the viewers think of the show compared to other seasons. Daniele says, "There are no fans," and Dick says, "Shut up! We heard the fans." Daniele tells him, “It's not all about you, Jen!” They continue to bicker about the whole thing. Daniele finally tells him, “Well, I disagree,” and Dick replies, “Of course, you do. You disagree with everything I say.” Daniele says, “I have my own opinion. You’re rude,” and Dick responds, “No, I'm not.” Then silence... (Awkward..)

9:30pm (PST) - Daniele gets called to the Diary Room and Daniele says, "Are you serious? I'm done with them."

Dick goes outside to smoke, spit, and yell to the cameras, "VINCENT.. WE DID IT, MAN!! Can't wait to see you! Tuesday! Fucking did it! WOW!... How many people in America threw their beer at their TV tonight?... The Raiders suck!... We fucking did it every single time we needed a win, we won... FUCKING YES!! FUCKING YES!! FUCKING YES!!... It's the win of my life... It's the win of your life... What? I can't enjoy it?..."

Daniele comes outside when she's done in the Diary Room. They talk about life outside and how it's going to be interesting. Daniele says, "These dimwits in the house all play personal.. I wonder what Dustin's gonna ask.. Blech." Dick tells her, "Who cares? Tell him to 'Sit down, Princess.'" Daniele responds, "I dare you," and Dick says, "You know what I'll tell him? 'SILENCE! You didn't raise your hand!' [referring to something Dustin did when he was HOH.]" Dick tells her, "Zach was shitting his pants all day long. He was kinda pale and couldn't sit still." Daniele asks for banners for the next five days, then sighs loudly, whining, "This isn't even day one of the five." Dick laughs, "Stop complaining," but she continues, "No. This is awful. Send some visitors.. A little man.. A pirate.. The bunnies.. Anything!" Dick adds, "The statue," but Daniele argues, "Not the statue. He was boring.. and a little frightening. I didn't know if it was a man or a woman. I could go for those bunnies, though." Dick tells her, "I know you could. You loved those bunnies," and Daniele adds, "Jessica was so mean to them. They were so scared. I felt so bad for them." Dick says, "Say hi to your grandmother," but Daniele says, "She doesn't watch this." Dick repeats himself, "Say hi," and she refuses, "No." Dick looks at the camera, "She's so mean. Hi mom." Daniele whines, "Could ya please stop saying that. I don't like it when you say that all the time." Dick responds, "Okay. I'm sorry. I won't say that anymore." Dick asks, "Those two champagne glasses.. I'm gonna take them, unless ya want your own to take," and Daniele replies, "No." Dick is shocked, "No?" and Daniele asks, "What for?" Dick says, "Because it's like.. Congrats! We won! The glasses are a symbol of that. If ya don't want them, I'll..." Daniele interupts, "Aww.. I'l take them when you die," and Dick laughs, "Okay, hehe."

10:00pm (PST) - Dick gets called to the Diary Room. Daniele continues to sit at the Dining Room table, playing around with the cards and giggling to herself. The camera does a close-up of the dented trash can in the Kitchen. It's practically buckled in half. Daniele goes into the Food Storage Room and sees it fully stocked and cheers, "Thanks, Big Brother! Yay!" and forgets what she came in for. She goes back to the Kitchen and starts to bake cookies. Daniele carries out an awkward armload of trash and comes back to put a new lining in the container. She continues to move around the Kitchen doing various things.

10:30pm (PST) - Dick comes out of the Diary Room and Daniele asks him if he wants to play cards. They laugh at Jen's remark about her being the strongest player in the house. Dick mocks her, "Then, why is she out?" Daniele asks, "So, what are we gonna wear to the Jury thing? Should we make our own shirts?" Dick laughs, "No," and Daniele says, "Like Jenital warts." Dick laughs hard. They discuss different outfits.

11:30pm (PST) - Dick says, "Zach looked like 'The Joker' from Batman when he was laughing at me in the rain during the first round of the Final HOH Competition." They talk about Part 1 more and how the rules changed after the bunny died. They say Zach was loosing it and would have continued to loose.. [cut] They continue to talk about what they say they should not have - about how the rules changed.. [cut] Daniele says the people on the internet are "over this" because it's just the two of them now. Dick jokes, "I'm not her real father. I just play her father on TV," then says, "Jameka was a real bitch on the first day."

12:00am (PST) - They both say that neither one of them threw any competitions this season and Dick jokes, "Except for yesterday,” and Daniele says “Shut up! You’re so mean.”

12:15am (PST) - Daniele says, "Bring back Joe for Storytime. He can put me to sleep. I need a nap."

12:30am (PST) - Dick is talking again about how there was no car this year, "What a gyp!"

12:45am (PST) - Dick says to himself, "Folding fucking towels. Half of my time in this God damn place is spent folding motherfucking towels."

1:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are on the Living Room couch and he talks about getting into the pool because the water competition helped his body. He asks if she wants him to stay and entertain her. She says, "The next few days should be boring." Dick responds, "Day after tomorrow - with the questions - will be interesting. The rest of the time after that should go by quickly because we'll make fun of the questions that we're asked and we can make up some answers." Dick says, "In seven days, we had four Houseguests evicted. They really sped up the time.. Wham bam. Unbelievable." He goes to his bedroom to get ready to change into his swimsuit, while Daniele continues to play with her hair.

1:15am (PST) - Daniele says, "I'm gonna try to go to bed, but I don't fall asleep on my first try in this house." Dick asks, "Why can't you sleep? Everyone is gone," and Daniele responds, "Because of life!" Dick agrees, "I understand what you mean." Daniele continues, "I just can't wait to get out of here," Dick sighs, "I know! God, my feet are all swollen. God, I'm a disaster. [outside now] And, once again, I smile when I see the chess board [referring to Zach being gone]."

Daniele continues to play with her hair in the Living Room staring silently into space.

Dick gets into the hot tub, "Oh, my leg! There's my leg. [he's relieved] Oh, my back. Oh, my shoulder. Oh, my whiny achy fucking ass! I can't fucking believe it! I fucking did it! Ahhhhhhh..."

Daniele gets her toothbrush out of her bag and gets ready for bed.

Dick continues to talk to himself, "What a day. What a motherfucking day!.. There's a lot of people on the Jury I fucking hate.. Dustin.. Jen.. [mumbles to himself] How is it that I was the most real motherfucker in this place? How does that work?"

Daniele is taking off her make-up in the bathroom, while Dick smokes and spits in the hot tub. He says, "I hoped it was by one question. That way, he [Zach] could agonize over it for years.. Ahhhh, I'm still sore. Ayayayayayayay!"

Daniele takes a bedsheet from Dick's bedroom and puts it on her bed.

1:30am (PST) - Daniele is in bed, but not asleep yet. Dick is still in the hot tub, "Alice in fuckin' Wonderland. Unfuckin'-believable. Perfect team. Perfect team." He laughs, then continues, "Ants. I'm not gonna miss the fuckin' ants around here, that's for sure." He puts his feet up on the side of the hot tub, "Ahhhh, this one hits just the spot. Too bad, baby."

2:15am (PST) - Dick sets the Dining Room table very nicely for tomorrow, saying, "It will make her smile," then goes back outside. He growls and curses at the washing machine, while it beeps back at him. He laughs and goes over, puts the cover on the hot tub, and has a cigarette.

2:30am (PST) - Dick goes back to his bedroom and, on the way back out, sees Daniele sleeping in Amber's old bed. On the way to the bathroom, he says, "She'll sleep really good tonight. I think I'll sleep really good tonight, too. I hope there's no motherfucking wake up call tomorrow, if you're hearing me," then says, "One by one, they walked out the motherfucking door." He takes a shower, standing in the middle of both stalls, with both showerheads pointing at him, "What a year, man.. Pirates.. and Big Brother.. We fucking did it. It's so weird. I can't even believe it. We fucking won! We fucking won!"

2:50am (PST) - Dick gets out of the shower, still laughing to himself, and puts on deodorant, saying, "I need a haircut really bad." He goes back to his bedroom, "Home sweet motherfucking home, bitches."

3:00am (PST) - Dick gets dressed and goes outside to smoke, "Six people.. Six questions.. [laughs] The magic ping pong ball. The Double D alliance! Not gonna miss the cameras... I wonder what kind of firestorm I'm walking into outside of here.. But, who gives a fuck." He laughs at the cameras zooming in and out. [There is a crashing noise that sounds as if someone fell.] Dick keeps asking if they are okay and laughs. He goes to sit at the Dining Room table and shuffles the cards - burps, just being typical Dick - and starts to play Solitaire.

3:30am (PST) - Dick is still playing Solitaire, saying, "I should be exhausted and sleeping," and laughs, "but, I'm not tired. I'll be up for a little while." Big Brother dims the lights and Dick responds, "But thanks for the mood lighting. I do appreciate it." He laughs at some of the camera noises and says, "I suck at Solitaire, but I'm playing anyway.. My body hurts.. I'm not going to miss talking in the walls.. Strange noises in the night.. There are noises everywhere.." The cameras continue to buzz and zoom. Dick laughs and says, "Leave me alone. You don't like that move? [referring to his game] You're very distracting." He laughs again and tells the camera, "Knock it off. You guys are really bored now. You're stuck with me." The cameras nods as if to say yes. Dick says, "Oh, my God. My body is so stiff." The camera buzzes to him and he says, "Yeah. Tell me about it." He laughs again and says, "What am I missing something here? What am I missing?" The camera keeps making whirring noises, apparently trying to help him with his game of Solitaire, telling him yes or no on which cards to play. He realizes what the camera is doing and starts playing with their suggestions. He continues to talk with the guy behind the wall and asks if they'll meet him in the Diary Room - answer was negative. He asks how mad his mom is at him and the camera signals, "Yes." Dick says, "She's going to be mad about that last question about Jameka." He laughs to himself, "And when Daniele has kids and she tells them their grandfather was an asshole, she has proof." He laughs even harder.

3:40am (PST) - Dick continues to talk to himself, "Unbelievable." He cracks his knuckles and chuckles, yawns, and sits quietly. He says, "Daniele wants it to be over so bad. I think we're different that way. We're different in a lot of ways. God, I love my daughter. Always have, always will. If she's talking to me, or if she isn't."

4:00am (PST) - Dick is still talking to himself, "$550,000! We won it all. We won everything. Not just part.. First and second! It doesn't even seem real. Not at all. Seems like another day just with less people here. $550,000. $550,000. Oh, my God!" He goes inside to the bathroom and says, "Don't have to knock on the bathroom door anymore. $550,000, motherfucker. Oh, my God. I fucking need to go to my hair dresser ASAP and stay out of swimming pools." He goes back to his bedroom, laughs to himself, "Ahh man, how am I supposed to sleep? I'm making a sandwich. Oh, my God! $550,000! Who cares who wins.. Like, I'm going to cry if Daniele wins." He laughs, "Okay, I'm making a sandwich." He goes to gather all different types of food from the Food Storage Room. He says he'll make pancakes for breakfast and fish for dinner. He goes to the Kitchen and says, "Ahh, I love you, Daniele... You rule, baby girl." He goes outside and sings, "All your life, you were just waiting for this moment to arrive."

4:15am (PST) - Dick goes back to the Kitchen and says, "My mom is going to be mad!" He laughs, "Oh, my God," and proceeds with making his sandwich and chuckles softly to himself, "How badass was it tonight, when you were inside and you could actually hear people cheering and yelling outside? What a summer! Wow!"

4:20am (PST) - Dick says, "Burn 'em if ya got 'em," as he continues to eat his sandwich and finish his drink.

4:30am (PST) - Dick says, "God, Zach's picture looks so much better black and white.. I wanna picture of that chess board.. I mean it, you guys better hook me up."

4:45am (PST) - Dick goes to the bathroom, blows his nose, and stops to ask the mirror what happened to his hair. He goes outside with the trash from the bathroom, finishes some laundry and says, "Dare I say it's cold out there?.. Not tonight. I'd just as soon forget.. I lost my drink.. [he searches the house] Fuck it.." He turns on the lights in his bedroom, then back off again, and tries to go back to bed.

5:15am (PST) - Both (!!) Houseguests are sleeping.

September 12, 2007

75th night - Wednesday

(Part 2 of Final HOH Competition)
Result of Part 2 of Final HOH Competition: Dick

11:00am (PST) - All Houseguests are still sleeping.

11:30am (PST) - Dick gets up and starts moving around. He gets himself something to eat, then goes back to his bedroom to play cards.

12:40pm (PST) - Zach is up and taking a shower. Both he and Dick keep looking at their hand, that was holding the key during the competition. Their hands seem to be sore.

12:45pm (PST) - Dick plays cards alone in his bedroom and talks to Big Brother, complaining about the noise they're making.

1:00pm (PST) - Zach gets out of the shower and puts the same clothes, he was wearing before, back on. Zach goes to the Kitchen to get a drink. Daniele is still sleeping.

2:15pm (PST) - Daniele is up and moving around now. Zach is in the little bedroom getting dressed and organizing his things. Dick is sitting in the bathroom on the couch, while Daniele brushes her teeth and gets herself together. They rehash the season - nothing too major being discussed. Dick says, "My finger is so swollen. My eye is infected. My legs hurt really bad. My shoulders hurt. Oh, and by the way, my right shoulder is trashed." Daniele responds, "Well, you better see a doctor when you get out of here." Dick tells her, "I was trying to play solitaire about an hour ago." Daniele comments, "You are definitely ready for today." Dick agrees, "A handful of Excedrin, lather up with Ben-Gay, and yeah, I'm ready... You know what pisses me off? That magic blue ball. Why didn't they make the call at the time? There's so much that plays into that - change of fate. Oh, it would have went this way, because it builds his confidence." Daniele adds, "Also, you know his stupid comment, as much as I want to use it [the POV last Thursday], imagine if he did use it?" Dick responds, "I know." Daniele goes on, "I was thinking about that last night.. That would have really..." Dick interupts, "I seriously would be pissed and walking out right now." Big Brother announces, "Attention Houseguests, there are fresh batteries in the storage room." Dick asks, "Do you know how many deals have been made, especially by us?" Daniele agrees, "That's true." Dick asks, "Are you fuckin' kidding me? So, are you telling me if you had went up, there's no way in hell we wouldn't have made the last second deal with Eric.. You know what I mean?" Daniele answers, "Yeah, that's really true.. because we are last-minute dealers." Dick says, "That's the way it's all played out." Daniele goes to the Food Storage Room to get new batteries.

Dick says to himself, "You can't tell me what was going to happen.. That's bullshit.. Why the fuck do we even play the game?.. or bother to vote? Camera, why do we bother to vote, if they know everything?" Daniele comes back and asks, "Why don't you talk to Rich then?" Dick responds, "There's nothing they are going to do. The shows over." Daniele asks, "Should I bother taking a shower or no? Every time I take a shower before a competition, I get squirted with warm worms, a cup in the back, in the spine, that hurt sooo bad.. It really hurt me - it wasn't the worms - it was the plastic cup on my spine. It hit me in the back."

Zach comes in to use the bathroom. Daniele says to Zach, "Morning.. We were woken up by Saved by the Bell and Welcome Back Kotter." Dick says, "They are shows about school. And Glory Days was about a pitcher being back in school." Daniele responds, "Great. We've already had a school HOH." Dick asks, "Which one was that?" Daniele replies, "Getting Schooled, or something like that. It was just one of like.. Umm.. Whatever you call it.. Where we sat at the desks - the A or B block." Dick asks, "Was that the one I won?" Daniele answers, "Actually, I think it was.. Maybe it will be set up like a classroom, a puzzle or something." Zach says, "Maybe one of you will get to win a car today. That would be pretty cool," then he leaves the bathroom. Daniele tells Dick, "I was telling him about my pet rats.. I was really bored." Dick asks, "You had pet rats?" Daniele replies, "Well, I used to. They ate each other. Do you want to hear the story?" Dick says, "I don't know." Daniele goes on, "It's short. Their names were SL and Randy Rock Pete. SL is for Suburban Legend. Actually, your momma got them for me. They were both males. Then Randy Rock Pete started getting fat. Then you could see little faces swimming around in his stomach. It was so cute. So, she has about nine babies and then SL starts eating all the babies 'cause I guess that's what the fathers do because they get territorial.. and it stinks really bad, so I had to give SL back.. and had to wait until the babies were older. So, I had ten rats in a tiny little cage, stinking up my room and I had to give all the rats back. Isn't that sickening? It was absolutely sick and disturbing. I don't remember who cleaned that up. I know it wasn't me! Ugh!" Then, they start to talk about Part 2 of the HOH, both saying they aren't nervous since it's just the two of them. Dick says, "Play your hardest and fastest."

2:30pm (PST) - Zach gets called to the Diary Room and Daniele says she hopes he isn't hosting the competition because she doesn't want him to be allowed to watch. Daniele says she heard the wrap party is being held at the Big Brother house, but she doesn't know if they were lying to her or not. She doesn't want it to be there because she wants to go somewhere else after spending so much time in the house. Dick would prefer it to be in the house with lots of security and Daniele questions, "Really?" and he responds, "Yes." Daniele says Zach has been kissing butt all day and she doesn't know why. Dick says, "That's how he's played the whole time." She says, "Like one of us is going to pick him or something," and laughs. Dick adds, "He's lobbying for votes." Daniele is now in a hurry to put on her make-up, as she thinks the competition will be sooner than she thought, since Zach is in the Diary Room.

2:40pm (PST) - Daniele is in the bathroom braiding her hair and Dick is sitting at the Breakfast Bar eating a sandwich. Daniele finishes the one side and starts braiding the other side.

2:55pm (PST) - Dick finishes eating and goes to the bathroom to talk to Daniele as she continues braiding. He asks why she's doing that and she says she didn't want to wash it and this will keep it out of her way. Daniele complains about the camera following her and she makes a face at it. Dick compares her to Carol, who complained the whole time she was on the block. Daniele didn't remember that, then jokingly asks, "Who's Carol?" Daniele is done with her hair and starts to shave her arm pits. She says, "Today could be short or long, depending on what happens, but the Finale still won't be tomorrow, 'cause I was told." They talk about James and Arthur and she says she'll ask James tonight.. [cut] Daniele says she doesn't know what to wear and goes to her bedroom. Dick stays on the couch in the bathroom - he's really hurting. Daniele goes to the Kitchen to get something to eat.

3:00pm (PST) - Dick comes out of the bathroom and goes to talk to Daniele as she eats at the Dining Room table. He says they don't want to call him to the Diary Room, unless they want to talk about the blue ball. She says he looks pretty bad, like he has had a rough summer. They talk about Daniele falling off the pedestal and how Dick almost tripled her time. She says, "I just sat there. I couldn't do anything. It sucked. It just sucked. I felt so useless." They think there will be a car in this competition since they did last year during All-Stars. She says she'll be mad if they don't have one and they laugh that it will be a bicycle. Dick says, "Maybe a smart car," then they discuss the small cars in the Amazing Race. Daniele offers Dick Zach's food. She says, "He's in the Diary Room, so go ahead." Dick defiantly says, "I have my own food. I don't need to eat Zach's." Daniele talks about places she wants to visit, like Paris and Hong Kong. They are playing War with the cards at the Dining Room table. Daniele talks about Disney World and how they went somewhere in Magic Kingdom, near Aladdin's Castle. She says it was $7 for an egg roll on a stick. Dick thought the place was somewhere else in Disney World, then when she goes into detail he remembers. Daniele hiccups and Dick imitates her. Daniele says she told James [from the Diary Room] he has to quit smoking, so he can afford their relationship. Daniele says that Big Brother ought to pay for massage therapy after all of this. They continue to play cards and Dick makes remarks when it doesn't go his way. They seem to be having a good time.

4:50pm (PST) - Zach is sitting on his bed, doing nothing in particular.

5:20pm (PST) - Daniele is sitting on the couch and Zach is still sitting on his bed. There is no sign of Dick. Daniele starts to walk around and runs into Zach. He asks her if she's getting pumped up for the competition and she tells him she isn't. Zack points out, “You may win a car!” She explains it isn’t about the car and that it's too stressful and heads back to the couch.

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PART 2 OF THE FINAL HOH COMPETITION
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8:30pm (PST) - Dick wins Part 2 of the HOH Competition. Daniele is disappointed in herself. Dick tells her that he'll win the next one for her and they'll be the Final Two and that's it always been about them making it to the Final Two.

8:40pm (PST) - Dick is still comforting Daniele in her room. He says he can beat Zach with questions. Daniele says the questions will be about the people in the Jury. He says he's spent a lot of time with everyone on the the Jury, more so than Zach. He keeps telling her to have faith in him. Daniele asks if the questions are personal stuff and he answers, "Sometimes." She asks if he knows personal things about them and he says, "Yes." He doesn't think Zach knows more personal stuff than he does. Dick says Zach's going to be guessing at most of those questions. He says he should get more than he does. As Dick leaves to get something for his headache, he tells Daniele he should have taken some Excedrin before the competition. Zach comes in to the little bedroom, as Dick is leaving. Zach gets a change of clothes and takes off his socks and shoes. Daniele and Zach don't speak to each other. Big Brother calls Dick to the Diary Room. Zach leaves to go take a shower and Daniele goes to the bathroom to get something. Zach asks Daniele about the competition and she tells him that it was like a tract with three pieces and the faces were on the wall.. [cut]

8:50pm (PST) - Daniele is using the nail polish remover and doing her nails. Zach is still in the shower and Dick is still in the Diary Room.

9:00pm (PST) - Zach finishes in the shower and goes back to lay on his bed. Daniele is in the Kitchen.

9:10pm (PST) - Daniele is still sitting in the Kitchen alone. Zach is still on his bed alone. Dick is still in the Diary Room.

10:10pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele are packing and chatting. Zach is still on his bed.

10:30pm (PST) - Dick and Daniele stop packing for a while. They play a game that they call "Which former Houseguest," while Dick cooks dinner. Daniele asks Dick, "Which former Houseguest, other than Jen and Jessica, wore tanning lotion?" Dick guesses incorrectly and Daniele tells him that the correct answer was Mike. Daniele asks, "Which Houseguest has the smallest wiener?" and Dick says, "Zach." Daniele asks, "Which former Houseguest walked like a duck, besides Amber?" The answer is Carol. Daniele asks, "Which former Houseguest tanned with his pubic hair hanging out?" The answer is Joe. Daniele asks, "Which former Houseguest hated wearing costumes?" The answer is Kail. Daniele asks, "Which former Houseguest could be found in Zach’s bed?" The answer is Carol.

10:40pm (PST) - Daniele asks Dick more questions. "What former Houseguest made hamburgers with egg and BBQ sauce in the meat?" The answer is Jameka. Daniele tells Dick when he answers these questions, he needs to go with his instincts and his first answer. Of course, Dick has missed two in a row going with his instincts. He laughs and says, "Go with your instincts."

10:45pm (PST) - Dick talks about Dustin, saying, "He's like no gay guy I ever met.. because of his bad fashion and hygiene. He wouldn't take a shower for a week and would work out and lay on the furniture with his sweaty body." Daniele and Dick are kind of reviewing the season in form of questions. Dick says they took awhile to clean the HOH set and says to Daniele, "I can't believe they didn't let you have one string of pearls!" Big Brother told them, "All props had to be accounted for," and Daniele tells him, "That treasure chest looked really heavy."

11:05pm (PST) - Daniele goes to the bedroom and says, "This house.. These people.. This game.." Zach gets up and goes to the Kitchen, where Dick and Daniele are, and gets something to eat. They start asking "Which Houseguest" questions again and Zach joins in.

11:25pm (PST) - Zach goes to bed, while Dick and Daniele continue to chat and cook in the Kitchen. Daniele talks about people in the Diary Room, so the scene keeps cutting out.

12:00am (PST) - Zach is still in his bed sleeping. Daniele helps Dick with Houseguest facts because they think that’s what the competition will be about. Later, Dick wonders if the competition really will be about all the information they have been studying. They play cards, do laundry, fold clothes, and pack their stuff. They talk about the summer. Dick wonders why there weren’t as many prizes this year, like a car. Dick tells Daniele, "If there's a cash prize, you will probably win it, because you're America’s sweetheart." Daniele disagrees, saying, “No way!” She doesn’t think winning competitions means she will be viewed that way.

1:15am (PST) - Dick tells Daniele, "Zach sat alone.. eating dinner all alone for a month. He doesn't know anything about anyone." They talk about the reason Amber chose Kail to be handcuffed to. It was Kail's Anniversary and Jameka told her to. Dick thinks it was Kail that told her to do it. Amber didn't handcuff herself to Dustin because of using the bathroom. They talk about all the POV Competitions, "Who in the Jury did not win any Vetos?" It was Dustin and Jessica. They talk about what Eric is deathly allergic to - clams and peanuts. Dick says they'll never get to any of these things they're talking about. He says tomorrow is going to be a blowout and that he's not being over-confident. He says he's going to take his time.

2:00am (PST) - The washing machine beeps and they go inside to fold clothes. Daniele tells Dick for the hundreth time that she doesn't feel good. Dick goes back outside and curses at the washing machine. Daniele continues to fold clothes in the bedroom (with the tall beds) in the dark. Dick starts to sing to himself outside, "I'mmmmmmm gonna kick your ass! [then talking] This competition.. Zach has no fucking chance! I'm gonna do it this time. I'm gonna do it. You're going home, motherfucker. Just because you kiss people's asses doesn't mean that you fucking know them or anything about them."

2:10am (PST) - Dick is back inside talking to Daniele again. They rehash competitions again. They also joke about how Kail referred to the house as "Animal House" and more talk about the wrap party. Dick thinks that even the viewers who hate him are probably rooting for him because they like Daniele.

3:00am (PST) - Dick goes back outside to smoke again, then to the Kitchen for a bowl of ice cream. Daniele joins him and they discuss how hard the underwater competition was.

5:00am (PST) - Dick and Daniele are still playing cards. The conversation is small talk and bashing past Houseguests.

5:30am (PST) - Dick goes outside to smoke, while Daniele goes to the bathroom to get ready for bed.

5:45am (PST) - Dick says, "Have a good night," and Daniele reciprocates, "You, too." They hug and kiss each other and go to their rooms. Daniele says, "Don't stress about tomorrow," and Dick replies, "I won't. Goodnight, honey." Daniele goes to bed and Dick folds clothes.

6:00am (PST) - Daniele gets out of bed and goes into Dick's room to ask him several more questions about past Houseguests and some more small talk, then returns to bed.

6:30am (PST) - All Houseguests are sleeping.

September 11, 2007

74th night - Tuesday

(11th Live POV Ceremony & 11th Live Eviction & Part 1 of Final HOH)
Result of the 11th POV Ceremony: Daniele DID use the POV to save Dick; Jameka was put up in his place.
Result of the 11th Live Eviction: Jameka
Result of Part 1 of Final HOH Competition: Zach

10:00am (PST) - They're sleeping - not very soundly, but they're sleeping.

10:50am (PST) - Big Brother announces, "Good morning, houseguests. It's time to get up for the day." It is so boring in the house, the cameraman that's supposed to cut the feed, either forgot or fell asleep.

11:40am (PST) - Big Brother calls for an HOH lockdown. Zach and Jameka sit around, while Dick and Daniele are trying to sleep.

12:30pm (PST) - They are still on HOH lockdown - Dick and Daniele are sleeping, while Zach and Jameka are quietly chatting.

1:30pm (PST) - The HOH lockdown is over. Dick and Daniele go back to their own beds, Jameka goes to the bathroom downstairs, and Zach starts packing up his stuff to take back downstairs.

2:00pm (PST) - Dick gets up and takes a shower. Zach finishes moving his stuff back downstairs. Daniele is trying to find something to wear.

3:00pm (PST) - Dick is having something to eat, Daniele is complaining nonstop, and Zach tries to find a friend but doesn't seem to have located one. Dick seems to be gearing himself up to go off on Zach - He keeps making comments and staring at him. Jameka is in the bathroom doing her hair. Zach comes in to join her and asks her if she's sad. Jameka responds, “Whatever. I'm just ready to go." Zach thanks her for her support and says it's going to be lonely when she's gone. Jameka tells him, "Just think back to the hotel and you'll be fine."

4:20pm (PST) - Jameka is in her room packing her stuff. Dick tells her if she needs any help, she only has to ask. Jameka tells him, "I got it. I'm okay." Dick leaves and when he sees Zach, he goes off in true Dick fashion. Dick calls Zach a "racist piece of shit" and says something about trying to get votes and "kissing ass." Zach goes to the Diary Room and Daniele tells Dick to calm down. When Zach comes back out, Dick goes off again telling Zach he's going to make him cry on the live show. (Even people who are not Zach fans would have a hard time watching this.)

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THE LIVE SHOW - POV CEREMONY,
LIVE EVICTION, AND PART 1 OF THE FINAL HOH COMPETITION
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7:35pm (PST) - When the feeds come back, Zach, Dick, and Daniele are still holding onto their keys.

8:30pm (PST) - Nothing has changed and there is very little conversation. Daniele sounds like she's in pain, maybe crying a little bit. Dick looks okay, and Zach seems to be in the best shape of the three. Daniele bounces up and down in between jumps. The camera gets a good close-up of her feet and she's barely jumping over the stick. She keeps shaking her head and rubbing her eyes. She seems to be really stressed out. Dick still seems to be doing really well. Zach is still keeping up with his strategy - he steps back to the edge then jumps forward. Daniele keeps biting her nails and skips over the stick, while Dick and Zack are actually hopping over it.

8:45pm (PST) - The scene is cut for a short time and when feeds come back it looks like they were sprayed with mud. Daniele mouths to Dick to rip into Zach. That's all Dick needed - it was like a high-voltage switch was thrown. Dick goes off on a tirade, calling Zach a panty muncher in a bunny suit. Dick says Zach is an inspiration to everyone who's a sex offender, panty munchers, and people who want to own midgets. He asks, "How are you going to explain that to America.. saying you'd like to own one of those?" Dick goes on, "What about those panties in your bed, baby.. Come on, Zach. Come on, motherfucker. You got something to say. I know you do. They saw the tapes, brother. They saw the tapes and everyone is talking about you.. from week two.. You've inspired thousands of panty muching bunnies around the world. What? Nothing to say about yourself? Remember when you told Jessica when you were in the bunny suit, 'Look I have a hard on. You want to see it?' Why would you say that to her? Why would you say 'Thanks Eric. That was white of you?' What did you say to Jameka? Sweets, this is dedicated to you.. How many times did you munch her panties?" [cut] Dick continues, "You rule, motherfucker. Come on! Say it! Who's panties did you get caught with in your bed? Was it Carol's? Come on, panty muncher. [Rain starts again] Come panty munchers unite.. Come on, Zach! Say something, motherfucker. Oowwwwwww.. Everybody and their dog.. Everyone in America can hear me. They have the tapes. Ain't no escaping what you said. Even your buddy Nick called you a panty muncher. Yes, he was. Why the racist comments, Zach? What was it you said about the music.. Jameka's music.. Come on, sweets.. This is your boy right here. See how obsessed he is with you right now, sweets."

9:20pm (PST) - Zach still has on his baseball cap, keeping the rain out of his face. He remains steadfast and calm, while Dick never lets up with his barrage of insults. When you see this on CBS, it will have to be silent - Dick's vocabulary will never make to prime-time. Daniele is starting to shake really really badly. The rain stopped for a second, but it's back on again, raining even harder and the bar is moving faster. Dick just keeps shouting and screaming at Zach, but Zach remains calm and doesn't seem the least bit rattled by Dick.

9:40pm (PST) - Daniele trips on the bar and fell off her pedestal. She's shivering and crying and Dick tells her not to worry. She bundles herself up with towels and runs inside for a hot shower, shivering and crying the whole way.

9:45pm (PST) - Dick still hasn't let up on Zach at all and Zach starts to respond to Dick by laughing at him. Dick asks what his girlfriend will say when she hears all the perverted things he's said while in the house. Zach laughs some more and calls Dick, "A worthless piece of shit."

9:55pm (PST) - Big Brother figures out there is a problem with the moving bar with the bunny on it. A producer's voice is heard, "Hey, Jonah. This is Mike. We have a problem." Dick asks one of the producers if they're going to warn them before they start the rabbit again. There was a voice in the background saying they were working on a problem.. [cut]

10:05pm (PST) - The feeds come back and Dick is still bashing Zach. Daniele goes out to the backyard and Dick yells to her, "Hey, Daniele. You killed the rabbit." A little while later a producer says, "Hey, Daniele. Could you go over..." [cut] She was asked to stand by the door, so they could use that shot for Showtime, while they make some repairs. A little later, Daniele goes to the Kitchen to make coffee.

10:30am (PST) - In the backyard, Dick complains that he needs to pee and he's not getting down. He tells the producers, "This would be a good time to turn the rain back on," and Big Brother obliges him. Dick does some jogging on the pedestal while the rain pours down on him and he thanks the producers. [He obviously peed in his pants.] Dick continues to taunt Zach and now Zach is yelling back. Big Brother says, "Hey guys.." [cut]

11:05pm (PST) - Dick and Zach are still in the backyard and neither one has moved. For the moment, it's quiet except for the rain and the sound of Dick's feet splashing away on the pedestal as he marches in place. Zach is also doing a little hop-step on his pedestal. The mechanical bunny still isn't running.

11:15pm (PST) - Dick is hanging on to his key, shivering. Zach is still walking in place and seems to be doing better than Dick. Daniele tells Dick he's doing a good job. Dick looks like he's ready to quit - there's no more taunting - all is quiet. Daniele says, "You're doing great. Remember, when one of us can't come through, the other one does. You're doing great." Zach actually has a look of confidence as he walks in place. It looks like the hours Zach spent on the treadmill didn't go to waste.

11:40pm (PST) - The rain has stopped and it's very quiet. Dick keeps looking over at Zach and Zach keeps looking over at Dick. It's so oblivious that they're wondering how much more the other can take. After just a five minute break, the rain starts again.

12:05am (PST) - Daniele tells Dick he's been up there for over five hours.

12:40am (PST) - Daniele tells them they've been there six hours.

1:00am (PST) - Daniele is wrapped in a blanket and comes outside to ask Dick if he's okay. Dick says, "Yeah." Both Dick and Zach are quiet and focused.

1:45am (PST) - Dick flexes his fingers and tries relieve the strain. The breaks in the rain seem to last five minutes or less. As the rain starts coming down again, Dick's arm begins to shake a bit. Zach looks over at Dick from his pedestal and it almost looks like Zach's grinning.

2:15am (PST) - Dick is mouthing some kind of message to Daniele. Dick is saying that he doesn't want to hang there anymore. Daniele asks if he's quitting and Dick shakes her off, "No." She says, "Good. Hang on. Stay there. You're doing so good." Dick responds, "Thank you," and Daniele tells him about Zach, "I've seen him almost slip. He's in pain too, but he doesn't have anyone there for him and nobody cares."

2:20am (PST) - Dick is looking ready to quit now. Daniele tells him, "Whatever happens, happens." With that, Dick let's go of the key and Zach wins Part 1 of the Final HOH Competition. Zach, gracious in victory, goes over and tells Dick he was incredible. Daniele brings Dick and Zach a stack of towels. She helps Dick get wrapped in the towels and Zach goes inside.

2:30am (PST) - Dick lights a cigarette and his hands are shaking. Daniele comes out with a mug of hot coffee, "Put that out and come inside and get warm. I'm not even kidding." Dick asks the producer, "Hey Mike, I know you're anxious to break this down, but would it be alright if I go inside and get warm, then come back out for a smoke?" Big Brother [Mike] responds, "Take all the time you need, buddy." Inside, Daniele tries to comfort her despondent father. She assures him that they'll take him in Part 3. Daniele is in the Kitchen making chicken noodle soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for all of them. Dick says they keep telling him to drink water to help warm up. Daniele serves Zach his soup and sandwich on the couch in the Living Room and tells Dick to sit down at the Dining Room table and serves him his. When Dick is done, he goes outside to smoke and for a few Zach is just sitting on the floor in front of his empty dishes kind of just zoning out looking everywhere at nothing. Then, he finally gets up, taking his dishes to the sink to wash, and Daniele says, "Zach, just leave them. I will get it." Zach tells Daniele that Dick surprised him by doing so well for eight hours at his age, "I kept looking at him to see how he was staying warm 'cause I was having a hard time. He deserves a star. He's a trooper and should be up against four star generals. What Dick said in the beginning, though, really hurt me." Daniele kind of shakes her head, gets up, and goes out side to put their shoes in the dryer and talk to Dick. They mention that today's Part 2 of the HOH Competition has the car to win and if neither of them win it, it will go to Zach automatically. Neither of them are too worried about that, knowing they can beat Zach in Part 3 with the questions and answers. Dick mentions, "I hope can do this next competition in a wheel chair." Zach goes intot he Diary Room. Dick and Daniele go inside and sit on the Dining Room floor and talk.

3:20am (PST) - Out on the patio, Daniele tells Dick that Zach was acting all and Dick says, "He could barely stand up." Daniele says, "I'm sorry, but that was not my type of competition, but tomorrow is. You did soooo good. I'm serious. Soooo good." Dick says, "We should have kept Amber."

4:00am (PST) - Daniele is washing dishes in the Kitchen. Zach is trying to sleep and Dick is in the Diary Room. Daniele hears a mysterious knocking sound.

4:25am (PST) - Dick comes out of the Diary Room and talks to Daniele about the rain in the competition and how torturous it was. They both say the water was freezing cold. A few minutes later, Daniele goes to bed and leaves Dick sitting alone with his feet propped up on the table. With great effort, he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes out, washes his hands, goes to his bedroom, takes off his robe, makes his bed, takes off his microphone, turns off the light, and crashes. Except for the occasional moan from Dick, the house is quiet.

4:45am (PST) - All Houseguests are sleeping.